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Scrunch or fold?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IzakDavid13, May 27, 2012.

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Scrunch or Fold?

  1. Scrunch

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  2. Fold

    45 vote(s)
    63.4%
  3. Bit of both

    11 vote(s)
    15.5%
  4. Neither...please explain

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  1. IzakDavid13

    IzakDavid13 Contributing Member

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    Age old question, just wondering what y'all here on clutchfans prefer; The scrunch or the Fold.


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    Le Scrunch

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    Le Fold


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    ...also, does anyone avoid splash back by putting a handful of dunny roll into the toilet first?
    Just wondering.
     
  2. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Double Square for me.
     
  3. IzakDavid13

    IzakDavid13 Contributing Member

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    I usually go the napkin
     
  4. got em COACH

    got em COACH Contributing Member

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    I use baby wipes
     
  5. crossover

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    This thread comes as a complete shock to me...
    You're saying everyone doesn't use the origami crane?



    (also, in before the three seashells)
     
  6. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Just took a 2nd look and realized I use the napkin, too. I guess that makes us toliet buddies.
     
  7. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Contributing Member

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    I just use my shirt.
     
  8. Yung-T

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    We already expected that, nice to know it's true. But make sure to tuck it in afterwards, or do you only wear poo brown shirts? With the discoveries of the "green feces" thread you might have to buy some green ones, too.
     
  9. CCorn

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    I just stick my butt under the faucet and rinse it off.
     
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    People wad up their TP? Seems terribly inefficient.
     
  11. Jontro

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    I don't do anything. Just sit there for a bit until it dries up, then walk it off like a boss.
     
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  12. DonkeyMagic

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    3 sea shells
     
  13. BigBenito

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    How's that damn three seashell thing work?
     
  14. Yung-T

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    The "reverse SCK"?
     
  15. CCorn

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    After a night with 3 men.
     
  16. No Worries

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    Origami!!!

    <img src="http://amplicate.com/media/topics/54/origami.jpg" width="512" />
     
  17. RedNation

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  18. Yung-T

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    Looks too sharp, you might papercut your anus. Don't want this to happen.
     
  19. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

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    actually if you drink a ton of water, the turd logs just slip right out and no wiping necessary

    srs
     
  20. DonkeyMagic

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    WIPERS!!! [clap clap]



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