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Screech sex tape revealed

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roxfan73, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. OmegaSupreme

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    ummmm... yah... that's pretty gross.

    what would make this worse is a dirty sanchez done by a head from a haryasz.
     
  2. Ognilecaf

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    What about a dirty Dave....or the all time great...GORILLA MASK!!!
     
  3. Cohen

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    :D My sentiments echoed.
     
  4. hooroo

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    dirty sanchez, donkey punch... it's all made up. the only reason he would do something so gross is because it's a publicity stunt.
     
  5. Ognilecaf

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    I think the 3-some might have played into it also
     
  6. bladeage

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    :( my last name is Sanchez.. :( :eek: :eek:
     
  7. RocketMan Tex

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    I had no idea that there were two non-blind women in the world that would even think about having sex with Screech, let alone do it!

    Just goes to show you....there's somebody for everybody in this world.
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    "Well, then, DON'T READ IT, c*brón...ay si tú, muy ch*ng*n, mister RACIAL... " - G-Lo

    bladeage, did you give that chick a dirty YOU after ya'll met at the Coffee Shop?
     
  9. m_cable

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    And they're willing to be videotaped having fecal matter spread on their upper lip.
     
  10. bladeage

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    A Dirty ME Indeed.
     
  11. OmegaSupreme

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    that's a strange combo of words. "fecal matter". note to self... use "fecal matter" in a sentence while talking with someone today.
     
  12. Saint Louis

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    I'm here to spread knowledge to the ignorant, or those that don't know how to use Google or Yahoo.

    I actually had never heard of a "Dirty Sanchez" before. After reading what it is, I busted out laughing imagining two women letting Screech do this to them and getting it on film for the record.
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    Well I learned some new stuff today. LOL @ "gorilla mask." I went to ud and looked it it. OMG!!! :D
     
  14. AntiSonic

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    LMAO. Screech > Slater > Zack
     
  15. SWTsig

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    cleveland steamer!
     
  16. DrLudicrous

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    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
     
  17. Lynus302

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    Oh man, the example sentences at UD are killing me:

    Donkey Punch:
    "I donkey punched Meredith last night. It was awesome"

    Hilarity. :D :D :D
     
  18. Achilleus

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    Are you guys sure that's what a "dirty sanchez" is? If so, I've been doing it all wrong. :( My apologies to all the women I've humiliated for my ineptitude at perverse acts. All this time I thought I was disrespecting and degrading women, but I was just disrespecting myself. *tear drop*
     
  19. SamFisher

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    I guarantee you there is no footage of screech crapping on a chick, publicity stunt. It is probably just melted candy bars.
     
  20. OmegaSupreme

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    mmmm... melted candy bars. a melted hersheys cookies and cream bar sounds really good right now... a lot better than fecal matter.
     

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