Hey now... I'm sure she's a nice conservative lady who hails from the Ronald Reagan Conservatory of Christian Conservatism for the Conservation of Conservables.
Wish we could switch up the roles and I could be that Ugly fat man on the internet, debating and discussing at Clutchfans tell you I love you, but when you call I never get back What if I had rep on the side, made you cry Would the rules change up or would they still apply Call you conservative, when I know you're a liberal Say other mean stuff, treat you like a slutty girl Why you getting mad, what you mad can't handle that Always agreed with my crew, even if it wasn't true Said I never read your financial blog, except I do Why you gettin mad, what you mad, can't handle that? Ronny 2010
Not at all. She's a nice, caring girl, sees a man with an unfortunate length of green dots and decides to bolster his measly internet self-esteem. A true public servant.
Ohhh finalsbound repped tex, probably wanted a piece Of his filet mignon, eat it up in just one slice If she played you, would you like that Why you getting mad, why you getting mad, can't handle that Sloppy seconds are not to be re-eaten Just like double dipping in the group dip bowl So moes ain't mad, he's a man, he can handle that He saw her off, got something on the side fo his gat +rep if anyone here is hood enough to know the song reference. Hin: It's not Fleetwood MAC or the Alan Parsons Project. Or REO Speedwagon.
A pity, he was at least well-articulated and sometimes hilarious. A true force of nature that brazenly took on the back-slapping cadre. But I suppose those are tough moccasins to fill.
Seth, New York’s hottest club is Gush. Club owner gay dunaway has built a fantasy world that answers the question, “nooow?” This place has everything, geeks, Sherpa’s, a Jamaican nurse wearing a shower cap, room after room of broken mirrors, and look over there in the corner, is that mick jagger? No it’s a fat kid on a slip n’ slide. His knees look like biscuits and he's ready to party.
It's 7 o clock, on the dot And moes just called out Tex Said he's trying to imitate Ronny and some unknown This **** used to be for kids, but now it's for the grown And sexy black men tryna bust a nut I just... I just wanna take it nice and slow See I've been waitin for this I wanna do, something freaky to you I I I, wanna do, something freaky to you They call me R-O, N-N-Y Never tell a lie, always look you in the eye I'll never let you go, never mess up the flow Take you over a ho, 1 times out of zerow Now tell me Do you wanna get freaky Cuz I'll **** you right I will I'll **** you right I will
Jesus, stop making white people look bad all the time. Not everything is related to Abba and Friends... there is other stuff out there. I go through great lengths to break barriers, smash stereotypes of the uncoordinated white male, and then you send the white man back 20 years with your stupid hippie references. You're out of the loop gramps, accept it. Born a WASP, die a WASP. You'll never understand the single white yuppie male flexing his wings in the city, intermingling with high society and the street hustler.
holy crap would rep you if I could!!! bigtexxx wouldn't know funny unless one of his brother's dates slapped him in the face with it like he did with his penis last night. besides anyone who uses the word brah in any year that doesn't start with 19 can't be funny by law.
