Scarlett Johansson: 'I'm Not Promiscous'

LOL- all you guys wish you HAD to be tested twice a year....at least she is getting some !!




DD

 

heh

when was the last time you got tested Dak?

us happily married guys dont really have to worry about that as long as we and our mates are faithful and dont use needles.

and contrary to popular opinion, being married does not mean not getting any.

granted....our wives probably dont all look like Ms Johansson...but still.

 

yeah, i appreicate the fact i can have sex with my wife without feeling the need to run down to the clinic to shove a Q-Tip in my penis. I'm just sayin.'

 

More marriage councelors should use this as a reason for couples to stay together.

 

That's not the way you get tested for HIV.

That's the way you get tested for a urinary infection.

HIV test is a blood test. I get it done once or twice a year.

 

i know. someone here once posted though about getting tested for VD with a swab in the penis. that thought makes me hurt.

 

LOL, That's exactly what I was thinking.

 

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Then one day she meets a John
Holmes motherf*cker, and it's
like, whoa baby. This mother
f*cker's like Charles Bronson in
"The Great Escape." He's diggin
tunnels. Now she's gettin this
serious dick action, she's feelin
something she ain't felt since
forever. Pain.
It hurts. It hurts her.
It shouldn't hurt. Her p*ssy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat f*cks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a f*ck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."
-Mr Pink, Resevoir Dogs

 

Hey DaDak...It's been a month..you can change sigs anytime.

I made a post about it...but it faded to obscurity faster than Scarlett J's Chastity belt.

 

yeah, that sig kind of fell flat; you can bust on the horns for many things (low graduation rate, players arrested, etc.) but for not being a "national power" in college football? That's a tough mountain to climb, considering the last few years.

 

and the next few years to come.

 

pooper

 

condoms do not protect against genital herpes.

no ho is worth getting a cabbage dick over.

 

People tell me that my wife looks like her but I think my wife is way prettier. Yes, I'm a very lucky man.

 

*HIGH FIVE*

 

Ahh you bunch of nerds!

 

Thanks Major...I forgot.

DD

 

That's funny, she said the exact same thing last night to get me in the mood. But with some meowing here and there, you know..

 

you cannot ask that question to Ryan "I'm ghey" Secrest...