Say hello to the next internet phenom -- Allison Stokke

Anyone else thought her name was Allison Stroke?

 

Considering the broad manly shoulders and narrow hips... I would say you'd have more in-common with Amaechi... if u hit it..

 

'she isn't cute but..'
'she needs a little more...'
'not perfect but hey..'

guys - look in the mirror. honestly sometimes the Internet brings out all the crud of our sociological deviances. why don't you all post pictures of your wives, girlfriends, daughters and yourselves and settle it?

 

for the same reason you don't do it in prison.

my friend was in jail for 6 months. the first time his girlfriend came to visit him, his cellmate told him he was going to masterbate thinking about her cuz she was so cute.

 

Here's my lovely daughter:



And here's me and my lovely wife:

 

how did you get that picture of me and my cousin....???

 

This is my girl. She may not be Allison Stokke, but she has an amazing personality.

 

your cousin is a fish??

 

Did you photoshop the fish on the left? It's like his lower half is gone...

 

You're all right, assuming that Jenn Sterger is the FSU chick.

 

It's flapping it's tail toward the man holding it.

 

MacBeth, is that really you?

 

Dayum!! I didn't know that Stephen Bishop had gotten a sex change!

 

so if a photo is taken by a journalist and the subject in question has no consent in the distribution it's different. i get it.

 

really? that's your girl? now i can see how your perspectives of all the 'cute but not really all that' girls have some validity.

 

what are you talking about.

i merely answered why guys don't like to post pics about the females in their lives. if you were offended by my comment that she needs a lil more weight more than the comments about how she is bangable, i'm sorry.

 

it's not that big of a deal for me. i have no problems with ya.

i just find that it hypocritical in a funny way that you (maybe not you specifically, but you generally) don't find a contradiction in "why guys don't like to post pics about females in their lives" but the same guys have no problems with oggling some high school kid's picture (e.g. "fap fap fap", "i can pole vault now", "i'd hit it", etc.) what separates allison from the women in your lives besides the fact that the Internet is some sort of weird stand-in for a reality you don't have to face?

ok. carry on with epic tales of 'yet another girl story'.

 

The only comments I make in almost every single thread about girls with pics is that they need to gain a little weight.

 

cool beans. again, sorry if I singled you out - it was not intended. I was directing an opinion re: the weird ways in which the Internet allows users to behave in ways that they don't necessarily do in actual real life. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

 

you know, there's actually some studies about the detachment of Internet users to real life events, be it good or bad events