Lone star Beer is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made in California Enjoy your lefty commie swill lol.
Aw man, I didn't realize I was drinking Communist beer this entire time. Am I going to be ok? Will them put me on a list? What is a good Joe McCarthy approved beer? Thanks for swaying my beer of choice preference and political affiliation in one comment. I owe you one, dude.
Here's DMo's tweet from Killens, which I mentioned earlier in the thread, when the Pels came here in Feb.
I saw Dmo at a grocery store in Pearland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Twix in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Spoiler: Don't read if you can't handle the truth about DMo Search for "electrical infetterence". I've learned to grab the most unique word combos in stories like this and see if they show up other places on the internets.
Dmo might as well retire. He had a good thing going on here and he went and ****ed it all up. Now no team wants him unless it's for the min.