BTW, I was checking out the starter of this thread's name. How awful is it to have your moniker misspelled??? I'm assuming he wanted dirtyfilthynasty, not what he got. Haha, dumbass!
The audition outtakes for Star Wars. Barbara Streisand as Pricess Leia Jack Lemmon as Chewbacca ("You made me drive all the way from Beverly Hills to audition for a ****ing space ape. I'm gonna take a dump in this ****ing mask.") Walter Matthau as Obi Wan Kenobi Richard Dreyfuss as C3PO and my favorite, Burt Reynolds as Darth Vader "Can I ask you a question? What kind of car does this guy drive?"
Anyone know who came up with the list? I'm guessing Lorne Michaels had something to do with it, since it seems the newer cast seems to be getting shoved on us. Every time I turn it on, they're showing an episode from the past 5 years or so. That said, I saw a hilarious kit that I hadn't seen before - I usually don't care that much for the Jeopardy! ones, but this one had Darrell Hammond doing Travolta, Norm (badass) doing Burt Reynolds, and Chandler Bing doing Michael Keaton. I laughed all the way through it.
I like any that involve Christopher Walken. I loved the continental skit, the Colonel Angus skit, and Pranksters skit. Just about everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious with his accent and weird look. The guy is hilarious.
My pesonal favorite: Master Thespians! With John Lithgow and Jon Lovitz Notable: Canteen Boy With Alec Baldwin Tommy Flanagan, Pathelogical Liar With Miss Morgan Fairchild Pump! You Up. ( You girly man) Coneheads On Halloween Noogies ( Nerds on Prom night) Velvet Jones , So you wanna be a Ho The Ambiguosly Gay Duo Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy Wayne's World with Madonna The Ladies Man's advice to Bill Clinton When Cameron Diaz played a skank and went under the desk) "Ah yea, that was nice but you should be going" Nick Velvet Sings Star Wars
I always loved the Jeopardy skits. It was like getting 3 skits in one. I like the one with Phil Donahue, Burt Reynolds, and Marlon Brando. Norm MacDonald's "Burt Reynolds" was classic. Alex- Let check on our answers. OK, Phil...is still writing. Burt....seems to have broken his clicker, and Marlon...is naked from the waist down. I quit.
There is a reason I did that dumbass. You can only have a certain amount of letters in your name and dirtyfilthynasty is too many letters. I had to take out a letter so I took out a letter that allows people to still understand what I was going for. You understood so it looks like it worked.
I loved most everything Farley did, but my favorite entire show had to have been the year Robin Williams hosted when Eddie Murphy, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Joe Piscapo, Tim Kazurinski, Brad Hall and others were on the show. They had a skit where Murphy, Kazurinski and Williams were babies in a play pen trying to escape like it was a prison, one where Williams played a mime who was driving his roommate (Hall) nuts with is miming, etc. It is still one of the funniest SNL shows ever.
I'd have taken out the first "i". People would still understand what it means, but it looks less like a typo.
I also remember plagiarizing a Steve Martin skit in 3rd grade because I thought it was so funny. Does anyone remember Steve Martin being a used car salesman hooked up to a lie detector? Hilarious! They did something similar with Moe on the Simpson's.
Schweaty Balls Any Mango skit, especially the one with Garth Brooks Peepers on Dawson Creek The name is Az-weep-eh!!! Eddie Murphy's book- How to be a Ho BOC- Behind the Music Patrick Swayze/ Chris Farley Chippendales tryouts Chris Farley/ Adam Sandler- Schmidt's Gay Beer Oops I cracked my pants And even though it is not a skit, Ambiguously Gay Duo are hilarious.
