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Sarah Silverman & Paris Hilton

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hooroo, Jun 4, 2007.

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  1. DonkeyMagic

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    also because she probably doesnt understand half of the vocabulary used to insult her.
     
  2. Oski2005

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    Well, in her case, she'd probably want to do a line of coke off of my c**k and take a pic of the act with her totally hackable sidekick.
     
  3. Smokey

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    Did Sarah pull Paris's hair on the way out too? So high school. :rolleyes: I don't even like Paris, but that was just mean and unneccesary. No matter how much of a slut Paris is, she still has feelings.
     
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    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Rocketman95

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    The bolded part makes me laugh. :)
     
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    dumb sluts have feelings? :confused:

    i better start making some phone calls to apologize..




    yeah right!
     
  8. thegary

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    i would like to have a threesome with sarah and paris. yes i would.
     
  9. pgabriel

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    a threesome with some stupid blond and dirty talking brunette. that sounds just about perfect.
     
  10. Ottomaton

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    poor Paris. :rolleyes:

    [rquoter]
    She’s out! Paris to finish sentence at home
    Hilton released from jail because of unspecified medical problem

    LOS ANGELES - After only three days behind bars, Paris Hilton traded a 12-by-8-foot cell for her 2,700-square-foot Hollywood Hills home when she was released early Thursday because of an unspecified medical condition.

    Hilton will be under home confinement, wearing an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, for the remaining 40 days of her sentence for violating probation in a reckless driving case.

    The celebrity inmate was sent home from the L.A. County jail’s Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m., a stunning reduction to a sentence that already had been cut from 45 to 23 days because of “good behavior.” Another two days were lopped off the original 45 since she checked in late Sunday and left early Thursday, earning credit for five days served.

    No details were available on the nature of Hilton’s medical condition. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore refused to answer questions about whether it was physical or psychological. Hilton’s lawyer and publicist did not return calls seeking comment.

    “I can’t specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that yes, it played a part in this,” Whitmore said at an early morning news conference outside the jail.

    The decision to release Hilton was made by Sheriff Lee Baca, according to the Probation Department. A deputy at the sheriff’s information bureau said there would be no comment.

    On Sunday night, after a surprise red-carpet appearance at the MTV Movie Awards, Hilton surrendered to authorities with little fanfare.

    “I am trying to be strong right now,” she told reporters at the time. “I’m ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that’s really helpful.”

    Hilton was housed in the “special needs” unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Hilton didn’t have a cellmate.

    Like other inmates in the special-needs area, Hilton took meals in her cell and was allowed outside for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone.

    When Hilton was sentenced May 4, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

    Whitmore said Thursday that Sauer “was consulted and he was advised” about her early release.

    The 26-year-old hotel heiress’ path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a Hollywood street in her Mercedes. She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months’ probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

    On Jan. 15, she was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol. Informed that her license was suspended, Hilton signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. Then, on Feb. 27, she was pulled over a third time, which led to her three-day incarceration.

    Her new lockup is a four-bedroom, three-bathroom, Spanish-style home on .14 acres above the Sunset Strip.

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  11. ima_drummer2k

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    On a more serious (and depressing) note, I'll bet more people know more about this "story" than know what significant event in history took place 63 years ago yesterday.
     
  12. DonkeyMagic

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    the civil war :confused: ?
     
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    There is a God! I was praying for her early release, but since she decided to become a Gandhi like figure and go on hunger strike, she has proved she is someone who we can all strive to be like.
     
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    how can something be 63 years old if happened yesterday :rolleyes:
     
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    lol . nice catch :D

    every hear of wormholes? :rolleyes:
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    It goes both ways. She claims she lives on her own w/o her parents money. She's making money from the fact that people like or hate her. There's so much news about her right now that it's easier for her to a movie appearance.

    If you want her to vanish, don't talk about her.
     

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