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Sarah Silverman & Paris Hilton

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hooroo, Jun 4, 2007.

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  1. Lil Pun

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    F--- Paris.
     
  2. Another Brother

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    Paris has made a career out of calling attention to herself, now her scheme has spiraled out of control against her and she deserves every second of it.

    Silverman had better be careful because once she pisses off the wrong person she could be headed down the same road.

    side note: I did last comic standing and will get TV time this Thursday. I was kinda off my game for the audition and have no idea what is going to air, but the same jokes that didn't qualify for my advancement did qualify for my Ferguson spot. Most comics would have passed on advancement to be guaranteed a spot on late night TV. I did make it to the second round.

    I am so much better than some of these fools, but this time I am not as bitter because it is a reality show and other than what I do on stage I'm not that interesting. :( :cool:
     
  3. Invisible Fan

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    Silverman's considered A list because she has a decent face and a nice rack. Her looks increase the shock value coming out of her filthy mouth. It's also why she sucked when she was on SNL.

    I don't think Ellen Degeneres or Rachael Drach could pull off the same jokes with the same delivery and style.
     
  4. Cannonball

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    But remember, this is the show where the celebrity judges votes didn't really count because one of the producers managed a contestant that was going to make it into the house regardless.
     
  5. Smokey

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    If you haven't heard, Paris was released today after serving only 3 days.

    She is under house arrest for 40 days...we will see how long that lasts.
     
  6. ivanyy2000

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    What can you say? She is a rich b*tch, and she is born rich.

    Life is not fair.
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    I love their reasoning, also. If it were any of us, we'd have served the entire 23 days. This is going to cause another L.A. police backlash. Mark my words.
     
  8. mc mark

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    WTF?!?!?

    "I'm sick so I have to go home"
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    Only 3 days???

    If this is true....

    I don't give a ****.
     
  10. MadMax

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    yeah!!! high 5!!!! burn!!!!! ssiiiiiissssssssss!!!! yeah!!!!!! get 'er a body bag!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!! rock on!!!!!!!!

    ab -- if you're not interesting, it's only because you're cool as christmas, and our culture glamorizes and glorifies the wrong things. things like this for instance.
     
  11. mc mark

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    via CNN --

    must be nice...
     
  12. pgabriel

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    I wonder if she's ever eaten a bologna and cheese sandwich.
     
  13. Smokey

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    I wonder if she knew if she stopped eating they would let her go home. It is smart. A sick and deathly Paris Hilton would not look good for the Sheriffs. If it were anyone else, they would let her die away.
     
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    I'd let her eat my bologna
     
  15. Smokey

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    They made so many accomodations for her, couldn't they just bring in her chef (at tax payer expense of course :rolleyes: )?
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm pretty sure all she eats is sperm.
     
  17. mc mark

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    Hey! It's good for the skin tone.
     
  18. Smokey

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    The jailers could have taken a collection in a cup. She could use one of those big tapioca ball straws to make her feel at home.
     
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    I'll give her this, she might be a lot of things but I've never heard her complain about what she's created. She has to be the biggest punchline in the history of pop culture but hasn't shown any sign of self-pity, and is still one of the richest women in America.

    Say what you want, but you'd have a beer with her.

    you go Paris.
     
  20. Tracy McIverson

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    That's because her mouth is too full of **** all the time to get out a complaint
     

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