What? WHAT??? OMG we drafted Yao Ming? When the hell did that happen? did the ping pong bounce our way? Hopefully he will be able to fill some of Hakeems shoes. Steve franchise has his center finally...
Breaking NEWS!!!! WE'RE GETTING A NEW HOUSTON-BASED BASKETBALL TEAM! The Rockets are moving from San Diego to Houston! WHOA!!!!!!!
Did you hear that chow_yun_fat has a crazy girlfriend who has hacked into his clutchfans account? I believe her name is vivi and every time you ask him about it, he just ignores the question!