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safe sex question

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dookie Sandwich, Mar 19, 2007.

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  1. yaoluv

    yaoluv Member

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    Be warned.

    If you suggest using protection for oral sex, your chick will probably be very offended and will slap you.

    proceed with caution sir.
     
  2. percicles

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    If she has a cold sore or cancor sore and blows you. Presto! You have herpes.
     
  3. percicles

    percicles Member

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    Just lick you fingers. She'll never know the difference.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Wow. Certainly surprising. I can say that I've never had any reprocussions on that. Of course, I never had it with intercourse, either, sans a couple abortions.

    Always good to know, but I doubt I'll change.
     
  5. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    And people wonder why the percentage of Red Raider students with STDs are so high... :)
     
  6. thadeus

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    Just use peanut butter and a dog - especially if you don't like the dog.
     
  7. aussiejack

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    make her wash her mouth out with mouthwash afterwards or acid...
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    I have an accent? :eek:
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    Gasoline solvent.
     
  10. The Real Shady

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    Wow --- no repercussions just a couple of abortions???

    No matter what your belief is on abortion to be this cavalier about it is disturbing.
     
  12. Blake

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    you can get herpes through oral sex
     
  13. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    See some photos of how you can end up... maybe you WILL change. Google the name of the STD in images.google.com and you WILL change. We don't want you to get these things, FFB. :(
     
  14. Shroopy2

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    "Kissing, mutual masturbation, and frottage or dry humping are considered safer sex activities, with little to no risk of STD transmission."


    haha, always laugh at that term
     
  15. rrj_gamz

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    Saran Wrap and Dental Dam...mmm...oh wait...
     
  16. Sishir Chang

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    My advice for both men and women is if you want oral sex keep your goodies clean.
     
  17. percicles

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    We'll here's the thing. Alot of those pictures you see are worst case senarios. In some cases they are photos of STD's in the late stages. Most responsible party's catch the STD early. Herpes is a whole different animal. In some cases it can incubate for years before any thingtangible sprouts. Even then it might show up as a little bumb that you might confuse for an ingrown hair or ant bite and think nothing of.

    Oh and it's common for some medical check ups to overlook or test negative for herpes. I believe you have to have a full on break out or something close for the test to give a positive.
     
  18. Falcons Talon

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    I'm sorry...that sounds too much like "frothage" and whether or not "frothage" is an actual term, it's just downright disturbing...
     
  19. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    That post was scrotacular! :D
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    With a user name like "Dookie Sandwich", why am I not surprised that you started this thread? :eek: :p :D
     

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