Another classic: We don't need the death penalty. We've got the tossed salad man. If I had the choice between the electric chair and the tossed salad man I'd be like, "where do you plug it in? shouldn't I be wet first?" Everyone's talking about public education out of control. "We need tougher rules. We need prayer in school." We don't need that ****. We just need the tossed salad man. He'd straighten out those kids. TEACHER: Hey, Jimmy. You got a D. You know what you've got to do JIMMY:NOOOO! NOOOO! I don't wanna toss a salad! I don't wanna toss a salad! I'm gonna read! I'm gonna learn to read!
