I don't think so, but I take it you're the expert on p*rn so I'll defer to whatever you say Because we've heard it, compared it to other songs, and have concluded it sucks. Pretty simple equation.
Well, ear of the beholder and all that. But if you're asking, I think: 1. It's way too earnest. 2. Sounds like Mr. Adams is taking a dump the whole time (see 1, and see figure below). 3. There's nothing new or interesting about it musically. 4. Cheesy sythesizer in the background. 5. It has received more radio play than Rush Limbaugh and Dr. Laura combined. The worst part is #5. All that being said, I give it credit for being a rock song that is NOT by some ugly guy singing about some chick that dumped him. Big props for him singing about his high school band or whatever. Ouch! Don't strain, Bryan! You'll hurt yourself or develop 'roids.
