1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Ryan Bowen needs a nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by speedball, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Mr Boo

    Mr Boo Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2003
    Messages:
    917
    Likes Received:
    2
    kinda like how Brian Cardinal is known as the custodian or janitor ...lol...I second accountant!
     
  2. Der Rabbi

    Der Rabbi Member

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2002
    Messages:
    803
    Likes Received:
    432
    The Scarecrow.
     
  3. Kenrui

    Kenrui Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2004
    Messages:
    145
    Likes Received:
    0
    What about "crazy dog":D :D
     
  4. zaam

    zaam Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2001
    Messages:
    745
    Likes Received:
    127
    Beat me to it.
    Ever notice how he runs after he makes a play?
    Hysterical.

    If he had an offensive game he would really be great. I used to cringe when he was ion the floor, but lately he has been so disruptive of the other team's offense that good things seem to happen when he's out there. He has really grown on me.

    It looks like he gets his hair cut by a family member, or maybe at one of those kids' places where they have the video games. I can just see him playing Gamecube while he's getting a trim, and the lady giving him a piece of candy when it's done.
     
  5. DeAleck

    DeAleck Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    3,204
    Likes Received:
    224
    If Bowen bulks up, trains unstop on his jumpers get get tutored by the best coaches in the world, he has a real chance to be the next Najara. We can only hope...
     
  6. Pass 1st shoot 2nd

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 1999
    Messages:
    1,394
    Likes Received:
    30
    How about poor man's Bo Outlaw?
     
  7. speedball

    speedball Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2002
    Messages:
    773
    Likes Received:
    31
    I still say "new shoes" is the best nickname. he looks like a kid trying out his new shoes.
     
  8. moligity

    moligity Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2002
    Messages:
    1,241
    Likes Received:
    40
    Baba Bowen . . . Baba Bowen

    [​IMG]
     
  9. DJ

    DJ Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2000
    Messages:
    1,422
    Likes Received:
    469
    VINCE STOPPER
     
  10. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2001
    Messages:
    6,516
    Likes Received:
    2,182
    "The Bowenator"
     
  11. DeAleck

    DeAleck Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    3,204
    Likes Received:
    224
    No, Bowen's nick name should be "Vince Carter"!
     
  12. Pass 1st shoot 2nd

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 1999
    Messages:
    1,394
    Likes Received:
    30
    How about Olive Oil? Old buddy needs to hit the weights. He makes Dan Langhi look buff.

    Just kidding. I love the guy's hustle....the nickname ought to have something to do with being a pest, because he seems to really frustrate his opponents.

    How about "The Noid", ala Domino's Pizza in the late 80s?
     
  13. hooroo

    hooroo Member

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2003
    Messages:
    19,295
    Likes Received:
    1,914
    Perhaps the only guy in the NBA who runs like a chicken?

    Ryan "Chook" Bowen.
     
  14. Moe

    Moe Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 1999
    Messages:
    1,251
    Likes Received:
    25
    Maybe. Whatever he runs like and regardless what it looks like, he is damn fast and recovers quickly.

    They used to call Ted Hendricks (NFL) the Mad Stork. Could work for Bowen.
     
  15. Batman Jones

    Batman Jones Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 1999
    Messages:
    15,937
    Likes Received:
    5,491
    He looks like Byron Dean, lead singer of the awesome Houston band Poor Dumb Bastards.
     
  16. Nautic

    Nautic Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2002
    Messages:
    513
    Likes Received:
    0
  17. TECH

    TECH Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2002
    Messages:
    3,452
    Likes Received:
    5
    I had a dog as a child, named Crazy Legs. :D

    "Crazy" for short.
     
  18. TECH

    TECH Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2002
    Messages:
    3,452
    Likes Received:
    5
    "Spring Loaded"

    Ryan "BORG" Bowen (resistance is futile)

    "Fly'N" Ryan

    Ryan "BOW" (pronounced as BOW & arrow, bowed up limbs)

    Ryan "BO" (ala Rambo)

    "Ballistic" Bowen

    "Berzerk" Bowen
     
  19. sabonis

    sabonis Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2002
    Messages:
    847
    Likes Received:
    12
    First there was T-Mac and C-Webb. Also D-Miles, Q-Rich, J-Kidd, and P-Pie (not reallY)

    Now, I give you

    R-Bow

    Stuart
     
  20. xiki

    xiki Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2002
    Messages:
    17,832
    Likes Received:
    3,177
    Profound?
     

Share This Page