In yet another shocking addition to the “professional athletes get laid more than most of us” story, recent divorcee Shaquille O’Neal decided to celebrate his upcoming alimony payments by nailing the woman whom NBA All-Star Gilbert Arenas plans to spend the rest of his life probably cheating on. (And yes sports fans, there’s raunchy e-mails to prove it.) Just after doing his best to make sure that the Phoenix Suns missed the playoffs for the first time in almost a decade last March, O’Neal began nailing Arenas’ baby momma on several occasions throughout the country. One such encounter came after the following text messages: Laura (Arenas’ fiancée): Just wanted to let you to know I’m here. Shaq: Where r u? Laura: In the hotel… About to go to sleep! u? Shaq: What hotel and what room? Laura: The Four Seasons, where r u? Shaq: I just left goin to a party can I come put it in when I get back? What room u n? Laura: Is Shaunie going with u? N how late? Shaq: Hell no. I’m back by 1:30. Can I do it tonite and tomorrow after lunch? What floor u on? Laura: LOL ur crazy! As long as u taste me n make me c*m LOL Shaq: What room? Laura: So I’ll see you at 1:30 :~) erase all these messages plz. This is pretty sad because I spent some time with Gilbert and Laura last time he was here and they looked like a great couple. Are there any good role models left? Arenas is said to be seeking paternity tests for his children with his fiancee, it is quite possible that Shaq fathered one/some of them.
Kobe first ratted out Shaq. But Shaq straight brought this on himself. Privacy is becoming extinct. All your text based communications are public domain.
Well, this just adds that much more to the little Cavs-Wizards rivalry. If I was Agent Zero, I'd save a nice hard foul for Big Shaq.
Why the fuss over a fat ugly b****? Arenas should thanks Shaq for doing this before they were married.
