Rudy Giuliani's daughter arrested for shoplifting

First time offense. Even if she doesn't get VIP treatment from the DA and the court system, she'd get some deal to keep shoplifting off of her record. For $100, it's probably a misdemeanor anyway, which don't matter much.

And, failing all that, I'm sure it shows up right after the line that says Daughter of Rudy Giuliani. She'll be fine.

 

The first thing I thought of when I saw her was Chloe from Fight Club:

 

I'd say: what's up with rich people shoplifting at all?

 

I'll hit too








with a damn brick.

 

Hmmm... well, it's on the Interwebs... so it can be "traced"... even if records somehow... disappear... no?

 

well....

guess this book isn't worth reading anymore...

 

looks like someone beat you to it.

honestly, its not like she is hideous or anything, but knowing who her father is just makes her completely and totally sexually unappealing to me.