Round Mound of Serena

In 15 years that AZZ is gonna be larger than Nell Carters....

No thank you !

DD

 

Well, since no one said anything about marrying her or being with her in 15 years...

That ass is mighty fine right now and I'd hit it all... night... long!

 

i wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot pole...or a 7 inch pole for that matter.

 

I, for one, am not worried about whether I get my ass kicked by a girl.

I think she's hot.

 

She's nasty, but looks aite in that picture...

 

Dude, that's disgusting; you can see that b****'s *******.


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Anyway, everyone, I want you to meet my future girlfriend, tennis star Maria Kirilenko (no relation to Andrei):


(In truth, there really isn't a great photo of her)


She got beat by Serena the other day, and while she's no Anna (yet) I'd still let her lob my balls with her backhand, continental grip.

 

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." -- Carl Sagan

Man, Carl was TALKING about Serena Williams, you guys... ...(well, I don't know that for sure, and besides, I've never heard her talk so maybe she's not all that, but anyway...) Thank God for differing tastes, cuz if someone that looks like her moves into my neighborhood, I guess there'll be that much less competition

 

as Lionel Richie so eloquently put it
" she's a brick house she's mighty mighty just lettin' all hang out"

 

OMG!!! She has definition in her forearm!!! She like, must be a man or something!

AMEN.

...but I saw her first.

 

She's cute, but like the opposite of Serena...quite tiny. Only 17. It was amazing to see her play against Serena and almost beat her, because she looked like a third of Serena's size...

 

I always thought it was a matter of how "big" you are.

If you're not "big" enough, you probably wouldn't enjoy it as much, which would lead you to not being turned on as much.

Not discriminating, but it's kinda true isn't it?

 

Not in my experience.

 

Well, thanks for sharing that tidbit of info .

 

I have no idea what you are talking about nor do I want to have an idea what you're talking about.

 

Sounds like he still enjoys it, even though he is not "big" enough .

 

He probably drives a sports car too.

 

Hey, please don't say anything against people driving sports cars, I just got out of one .

 

I'd like some of this mound:

 

I feel like we're having this big toothed grinning face conversation with absolutely no point but I'm loving it

 

Lil Pun, please don't get us in trouble! Just when Mango was giving you props for starting the only acceptable thread...