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Roses are Red poems

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    Roses are red
    they blossom in may
    give a big applaud
    to my man R2K

    Roses are red
    R2K is fat
    why in the hell,
    did u ban me from the chat?

    :D :D :D
     
  2. RocketsMac

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    roses are red
    so cool is Heypee
    now tell 'bound & moes
    to stop messin' with me

    :D :D :D
     
  3. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses are red
    they are red everyday
    now why did I get banned?
    by the great R2K?

    roses are red
    I finish school in may
    now is there any way?
    to get unbanned by 2K?

    roses are red
    that's all I have to say
    Chuck Hayes cant hit a J
    and I hate R2K

    (I dont really hate you, but I put it in for the purpose of my great flow) :D

    :D :D :D
     
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    clever. someday you might make my sig.
     
  5. WhoMikeJames

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    I like this one.
     
  6. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    wtf does assimilated mean?
    [EDIT] just looked it up:
    1. to be or become absorbed.
    2. to conform or adjust to the customs, attitudes, etc., of a group, nation, or the like: The new arrivals assimilated easily and quickly.
    3. Physiology. (of food) to be converted into the substance of the body; be absorbed into the system.
    4. to bear a resemblance (usually fol. by to or with).
    5. Phonetics. to become modified by assimilation.

    if you mean, digested, then I really hate you moes :D

    but really, thank you for enriching my vocabulary, nothing beats free SATs tutorials on a houston rockets forum :D
     
  7. RocketsMac

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    what's going on guys? do y'all give up? no more come backs?

    well, sooner or later, you'll eventually realized that you will get pwned by RocketsMac, the great. :D

    here's one though:

    roses are red
    here's what I found:
    Rmac actually owned
    moes & finalsbound

    :D :D :D

    roses are red
    and I konw that you're a fool
    because u messed with RocketsMac
    and he's super cool

    :D :D :D

    roses are red
    forget all the above
    Rmac loves everybody
    so give him back some luv

    roses are red
    Rmac is still a rook
    and the Scarlett Letter
    is a really boring book

    roses are red
    Rmac is off the hook
    but he was downgraded to a rook
    so at his status, please dont look

    :D :D :D
     
  8. moestavern19

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    Roses are red
    I wish you were dead.

    No seriously.


    Die.


    Please?
     
  9. moestavern19

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    No problem.


    RocketsMac:Einstein :: McG:Scorsese
     
  10. finalsbound

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    RocketsMac...5 years from now, when you're 18 and somewhat mature, you're going to look back on your posts from the year 2007 and slap yourself on the head repeatedly.
     
  11. moestavern19

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    LOL finalsbound why you hatin? is ur butt ichy again? bettr not tell moes :D :D :D

    btw - u and jessica alba! oh-la-la!!!!!1 :D :D :D

    don't mess wit Uncle Rmac or i'll pwn3d u with my pwnage blaster and tinkle in your kittie's water dish!!1111111 :D :D :D
     
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    Roses are red
    their stems are thorny
    here at clutchfans we all know
    during summer we suppose get horny
     
  13. moestavern19

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    EddieWasSnubbed > RocketsMac
     
  14. thadeus

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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    Rafer's so awful,
    I think he sniffs glue.
     
  15. Miguel

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    Roses are red
    Feb 14th is r****d-ah
    Is it March 9th yet?
    THIS. IS. SPARTA!
     
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    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    All my base
    Are belong to you

    (P.S. You NP-complete me.)
     
  18. univac hal

    univac hal Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Come into bed
    I'll come on you

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    But the second statement is not entirely accurate
    Many of them are actually violet, yellow, white or a combination of two colours

    Roses are red and
    Violets are usually blue
    And haikus are lame

    And to RocketsMac et al:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This thread was made
    For juveniles like you
     
  19. OLDNEWS

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    Roses are red
    blood is red
    oil is black
    Iraqi die
     
  20. OLDNEWS

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    Roses are Red
    Girls are Hot
    And I am a Bonze
    Oh no!Damn iiiit!!!
     

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