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Roses are Red poems

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses are red
    but my man Lil Pun
    hasn't had head
    in a while or any fun


    roses are black
    and black is Warrick Dunn
    and I am about to slap
    my man Lil Pun

    (no offense) :D :D :D
     
  2. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    now you're starting to rhyme... good job.. :D

    here's a quick one for you:
    roses and ducks
    balls are round
    moes really sucks
    so does finalsbound

    :D :D
     
  3. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses grow in a farm
    I am getting tired of the Garm
    it's getting really warm
    and Rmac is full of charm
    he wont do u any harm
    but if ur messin' he will get alarm
    he will break your arm
    and stick it up your..... (didn't find a word that rhymes :D )
     
  4. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses are red
    and I bet u that HeyP
    is tired of my ****
    but I really need to pee :D

    roses are white
    Rmac is very bright
    so end every fight
    Rmac says good night

    :D :D :D
     
  5. IROC it

    IROC it Member

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    RocketsMac is...

    [​IMG]
     
  6. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    that's cool. thanks for playing

    give it a rest in the morning though ok...and you too finalsbound

    please

    pretty please

    pretty pretty please

    ok...maybe I have to write another poem

    Roses are Red
    RocketMac is off to bed
    Finalsbound still wants his head
    But hold on...I want some head

    ummm...****...this thread went sooo wrong...
    can I a get a rose petal at least....come on!
     
  7. AggieDentist

    AggieDentist Member

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  8. WhoMikeJames

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    LOL, my favorite
     
  9. WhoMikeJames

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    Why did R2K ban you haha.
     
  10. swilkins

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    so, what...
    F#CK YOU!!!
     
  11. kpsta

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    Roses are Red
    And so are the Rox
    Hey, whaddawe got here?
    It's my dick in a Box
     
  12. RocketsMac

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    LOL.. finalsbound is a "her".. :D
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    The "his" he is referring to is you. Dumbass.
     
  14. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Roses are Red
    But some might be Crimson
    RocketsMac may be as stupid
    As Jessica Simpson
     
  15. Master Baiter

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    Roses are red
    But t*tties are great
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    can we stop having threads
    that deal with your poo?
     
  17. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Roses are Red
    Violets aren't pewter
    How in the ****
    Can you use a computer
     
  18. finalsbound

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    RocketsMac, you said you were 17 once, but I don't think I believe you. How old are you really? 12? 13? I call shens.
     
  19. Rockets2K

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    Roses are red
    heypee is blue
    kids took over his thread
    with all of their poo

    :D
     
  20. RocketsMac

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    nice, my man moes joined us here.. seems like you two dont get enough pwnage by king RocketsMac..

    here's a quick one for you moes:

    roses are red
    they are red and they glow
    Rmac is the king of flow
    stupid is ma' man moe
    he needs to go
    right out that do (door, gangster style :D )
    get down on the flo'
    and he should blow
    Deke and 'Zo
    that's 10 in a row!
    and here are 3 mo':
    and moes is a ...... (do u get it? the word that starts with an H)
    no offense, though
    look down below

    this is not intended to be offensive, it's just for my man HeyP for making such a great thread (and a comeback for moes intentions of decapitating me :D )

    :D :D :D

    oh, and once again:

    Rmac is the king of flow!!
     

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