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Roses are Red poems

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. Xenochimera

    Xenochimera Member

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    why is your chest
    as flat as your back
     
  2. RocketsMac

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    Roses are red
    on my neck I have a hickey
    and yet on clutchfans
    I am only a freakin rookie

    :D :D
     
  3. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I wanna go to pre-med
    to find a cure for the flu

    (dont they have a cure for the flu already? :D )
     
  4. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses are black
    my email just got hacked
    and I'm hopin' than Tmac
    breaks Nowitzki's back

    :D :D :D
     
  5. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    roses are pink like a pig
    Patti Smith's boobs are big
    Krosfyah wears a wig
    and I got me a new sig

    :D :D
    l
    l
    v
     
  6. finalsbound

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    RocketsMac got banned?
    Thank you R2K.
     
  7. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    ok, dude...since you are the only one to rhyme all 4 lines...and probably no one knows what the hell you are talking about...let me try to translate in terms of Roses are Red poems interjected within yours

    your lines come first

    I know how to flow
    <b>--Roses are Red</b>
    and I type with my hands
    <b>--thorns and stamens</b>
    now the thing I dont know
    <b>--blossom in the sun</b>
    is why in the hell did I get banned?
    <b>--to misguided amens</b>

    I can do Play by PLay
    <b>--Roses are red</b>
    and I really enjoy the chat
    <b>--open fragrant and proud</b>
    but I got banned by R2K
    <b>--to torrents of god</b>
    and I am feeling like a rat
    <b>--under a grateful shroud</b>

    I'mma big Rockets fan
    <b>--Roses are red</b>
    I cant put up with all that mess
    <b>--the weeds are a mess</b>
    so to get in through the ban
    <b>--does the garden of eden</b>
    I'mma restart my IP address
    <b>--have a special IP address</b>
     
  8. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Ethereal lotus communication
    channel 4 now
     
  9. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Jeff, I believe I might be the only one appreciating that HeXaDeCiMaL BeauTy. :D

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    the green white'n red lost
    to the red white and blue. :mad: :(
     
  10. RocketsMac

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    roses are red
    and there's this way that I found
    to restart my IP address
    and I hate u finalsbound

    rox will get out of the 1st round
    and uncle RocketsMac
    will be back
    despite the hate from finalsbound

    roses are red
    finalsbound have the weakest sig
    and since Rmac is the king
    he came up with something big

    RocketsMac is really cool
    he took finalsbound to school
    it's 12:08, and roses are red
    so it's time for me to go to bed

    RocketsMac will go to sleep
    but he will get you later
    he will make you weep
    and silent every hater

    (I am really humble sometimes, but damn, I really own @ rhyming :D )
     
  11. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    pffft. :rolleyes:

    Roses are red
    Thanks for this info
    I'll make sure to pass it on to R2K
    So your ass stays banned.
     
  12. RocketsMac

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    Roses are red
    RocketsMac wants to sleep
    but he is more powerful than a jeep
    and VSpan is a player to keep

    you thought that Rmac is gone
    but guess what? I am back
    yeah, I am number ONE
    it's me, RocketsMac!!

    roses are pink
    balls are round
    and I am trying to think
    why the hate from finalsbound?

    I am really sleepy
    so it's time to go to bed
    I know I am a little creepy
    but on the brightside, roses are red!

    damn, I am starting to suck @ this, good night guys :D
     
  13. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    may I?

    Roses are Red
    Thanks for this info
    The god of torrents
    Will wash away your mofo
     
  14. Lil Pun

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    Roses are red
    The sky is blue
    I let my girlfriend
    Stick her finger in my hoo-hoo
     
  15. AggieDentist

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    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    Dick Cheney is full of ****.
     
  16. Lil Pun

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    Roses are red
    Wesley Snipes is black
    I agree with finalsbound
    F*ck off RocketsMac
     
  17. rimbaud

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    Roses are only sometimes red
    so shut the hell up
    free verse is better than Walmart rhyme
    so do shut up
    I am going to sleep without roses, violets, or bases
    so please
    shut the
    hell
    up
     
  18. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    looks like i need to translate again

    <b>--Roses are red</b>
    Roses are only sometimes red
    <b>--pink yellow and white</b>
    so shut the hell up free verse is better than Walmart rhyme so do shut up
    <b>--prick unbelieving posture</b>
    I am going to sleep without roses, violets, or bases so please shut the hell
    <b>to God's blooming light.
     
  19. RocketsMac

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    LOL :D

    I really need to go to sleep and I have low battery, but hell, I cant resist doing a come back!

    roses are green
    roses are orange
    finalsbound is really mean
    I will get my revenge

    Roses are black
    u talk so much smack
    u get schooled, and u come back
    to get owned by uncle RocketsMac

    roses are orange
    u post threads about your butt
    but with Rmac's challenge
    u dont have the guts!

    roses are in hand
    and u still talking mess
    u want me to stay banned
    but I'll change my IP address

    Roses and grass
    in the chat I will stay
    despite the info that u'll pass
    to my man R2K

    roses are dirty
    omg, it's 12:30
    u got schooled already
    and I have school tomorrow :(

    roses are round
    u should switch to vonage (the telephone company thing)
    I schooled finalsbound
    enough with the pwnage!!

    roses are blue
    I am sad for my man moe
    how can he stand you?
    and now I will go

    :D :D :D
     
  20. finalsbound

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    How can he stand me?
    Moes hates you too.
     

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