Yeah... Way to go for "outing" me guys. For the record, I've had friends for 18 years that have called me those three things and much worse all my life. Yet, I always get the same one description from women: A**hole.
Deal breaker for me was when the ladies mom's came to visit. Take your girl, fast forward 25+ years and 9 times out of 10, she looks like her mom. No contest there. Moana's mom still looked good. Sarah's mom was outside grazing when Sarah was looking at rings.
For those who missed it, I give you: Flavor of Love - Girl spits on other girl. http://www.break.com/index/flavorcatfight.html