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The summer between my first and second year of school at SHSU, I moved into this small dorm. I got paired with some guy...I don't even remember his name. But, this guy was weird. The very first day we were there and got settled in, I got ready to go to the gym. On the way out, I said "I'm going to go workout." He responded with, "Nah, I don't feel like going." I didn't even ask him... On numerous occasions, he would leave to go get food, but before leaving, always asked me "What should I go get today?" Like I was going to tell him what to eat everyday. And he stood in the doorway until I responded. He was a wrestling fanatic. Watched it all the time. Even late at night, if I had a test or something I would have to put up with him watching that BS until it was over. The best part is, he thought it was real. He would cheer, and get emotional about who wins/loses. I brought up that it was fake one day, and he kind of got offended. What's even better, he liked to CYBER WRESTLE. Yeah, thats right. The guy would get into chatrooms, and cyber wrestle. He got really upset one night because he the "commissioner" said he was going to have a match for his tag team championship belt. So after the match, he was sad, because he lost. I was thinking...wow...who gets mad over cyber belts? But, I was curious how you could lose something like cyber wrestling, so I asked him what happened. He said, "I typed in 'hit in head with sledgehammer' when I should have typed in 'kick out.'" WOW. I almost lived with this other guy, thankfully I didnt. We were getting a trailer and needed an extra room mate. We asked him what his class status was and he responded with "I'm a junior, so I probably got a few more years left." That was classic. The last one I'll tell you about didn't bother me much, but I thought it was weird. When I first moved into the trailer, the guy rented by the room, so I moved in during the summer and my buddies moved in when the fall semester started. But during the summer there was this really big guy living in the master bedroom. He was nice and all, but I started to notice why he was overweight. The dude would make full things of pasta and eat it all. And I kid you not, he literally drank Mountain Dew by the two liter containers. He lined them up in the fridge, and would come into the kitchen, grab a two liter of Dew, and walk to his room. Few minutes later, he came and threw it in the trash. (In his defense, I think he needed the Dew...his lived seemed extreme.)
