Okay, since no one's asked this one, were you wrestling with a nude guy? I mean, if your meaning of porking is the same as mine, it would have happened that way right? Oh, and I'm on probation too, so I can feel you on the calling the cops thing. I hate having to be a p***y, but I did the same thing once. It's a hard thing to do, but it just proves you to be more of a "man" than most when you can still use reason and judgement skills when you're pissed enough to beat some drunken-fat ass.
I understand that you are on probation and all, but you have an absolute right to defend your property. In the situation you described, I'd think that you would have been totally justified in temporarily disabling him. I know I would have.
Or better yet you should have told her to go get another lady friend to come over because by that time he would have been passed out and you could double up on the poontang.
There's no since in telling a man of the law about legal situations, but in my experiences with probation, the "offender" as they call us is the primary suspect in any legal dispute. Not that this is the wrong approach or anything, because we are the ones with a propensity for law breaking, but it screws the probationer. I don't know about all counties' methods, but with my Harris County-probated case, it is grounds for revocation when you are involved in a simple domestic dispute, unless you are positively found to be the victim in the situation. I'm personally not taking chances when I have a possible 18 year sentence looming over me.
Good point. I really don't know what to say other than it is frustrating because LeGrouper SHOULD be able to defend his dwelling space. Maybe LeGrouper should have taken the beatdown and then called the cops.
The cops explained that since we were roommates any dispute between us would fall under domestic violence and in texas that means that anyone who hits anyone else that lives in the same domicle must go to prison for at least one night. Also until you have sat through a probation hearing you have no idea how scared you will get when you know that something stupid like a barfight could land you serious jail time. I never drive if I have had even a single drink and I don't smoke the reefer anymore and I don't go to parties where there are minors. If I get a stupid little misdemeanor ticket I could be in jail for 3-5. That would not at all be funny. But look out in 18 months though! On a lighter note, I just got finished watching The Seven Samarai by Kurosawa and it was freaking awesome. I highly suggest it for people who like deep movies.
