Some of the Ron-isms I caught: "I'm afraid of water- I haven't taken a shower the whole summer." "I'll come off the bench, I'll be the waterboy." "Washington D.C. calling? Where the President is? Am I gonna be arrested?" After the female caller says she wants to be the sandwich between Yao and Ron: "Sandwich? I ain't even hungry, though." "I'll be in a Gatorade, a Powerade commercial- I'll be in a tampon commercial- Kotex- stops anything up the middle" (or something like that). That is a small fraction of what I caught.
Translated w/out the lisp: Who is the guy with the lisp? I think his co-host or something has a bad lisp.
Is this f***in sports talk??? Holy shiz! This guy is going political and inviting people to Afghanistan. Weeiiiiiirrrdoooooooooo!
Yeah, if he didnt say carmichael or ron artest every other couple minutes i would say he called into the wrong show for sure.