Ron Artest Facts

When Ron Artest is on the court the whistle never blows, it's just a Jazz fan screaming like a little girl in absolute terror when making eye contact with him.

 

I just randomly came up with this:

There were indeed no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

But there is one here in the US of A. Its called Ron Artest.


(lame I know-but I'm really tired and baked)

 

Ron Artest throws half court alley oops, to himself.

 

Ron Artest doesn't brick, he creates rebound opportunities

 

Nope. He is the weapon of jazz destruction

 

"[Ron Artest] sleeps with a night light. Not because [Ron Artest] is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of [Ron Artest]."

 

an ultra rare hwboi sighting.

 

How do you know that much about China, and even ancient China? It's surprising that an american knows China that is thousands miles away from US so well. And, if you were a Chinese, it's still surprising that a Chinese speaks English which is not a first language for him so perfectly.

 

Just saw this on ESPN's NBA page:

"Insider: Stein's Rockets camp notes -- Ron Artest as Chuck Norris"

 

It'll probably stay that way too.

 

slow down.....your post count is almost to 20.

 

Ron artest is going to give 1 kiss per post for alll posters. DD be aware.

 

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Ron artest to dunked on you...Fourty seven times.

 

Albert, kill the charade(s)....your act is more worn out than Carlos Zambranos arm.

 

Wilt Chamberlain once told Ron Artest that he'd had sex with 20,000 women. Ron Artest chuckled, "sounds like a pretty busy weekend."

 

its an act dude. he's the david blaine/cris angel of clutchfans