Ron Artest runs up into the stands to punch BrooksBall, mistakens Albert Einstain for him, decks the crap out of him.
Ron Artest's Penis is so huge, that when he walks to the bathroom at night he gets carpet burns. Ron Artest recorded a song with Tupac... Yesterday.
Then suddenly Jermaine O'Neal appears! drops a running punch on fat dude with a Tmac #1 Orlando jersey in the front row !
While tinhead tries to do a reach around so he can brag that he touched Artest's nutsack. Then tinhead gets knocked the f**k out and the crowd goes wild. mlwoo cradles him in defeat.
Stephen Jackson appears, looks for BrooksBall, but he left at half time of the game. Brooksball ends up going to diner instead, see charles barkley. Barkley throws Brooksball out the window of Ninfas.
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Ron Artest punched that nothing in the face and told it to get a job. This is known as the birth of the universe.
Ron Artest told Luther pre-game, if he doesn't start playing better, he will soon learn what does a roundhouse kick mean.
Ron Artest stops his car by actually applying his foot to the pavement. Ron Artest is the only rapper to actually "ball till he falls."
ron artest can push you so fast to the left that it would make your heart end up on the right side of your chest
I used to think lance still had one testicle after his cancer cured, but I just got it that lance has no testicle at all now. what's worse, he owes Ron three.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Ron Artest, because Ron Artest killed that man.
