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Ron Artest Facts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008.

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  1. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Ron Artest's **** is so fierce, that when he has to take a poo, they have to put him in a coma so he doesn't go crazy and kill innocent people.
     
    #21 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 10, 2008
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    When Bush started the war with Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction he didn't know Ron only went there for a vacation.
     
    #22 okierock, Oct 10, 2008
  3. BrooksBall

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    The thought of Artest hiding under somebody's bed with that crazed look on his face cracked me up.
     
    #23 BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
     
    #24 Layupdrill, Oct 10, 2008
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    #25 redao, Oct 10, 2008
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    winner.
     
    #26 DreamRoxCoogFan, Oct 10, 2008
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    Rosa Parks was saving her seat for Ron Artest.
     
    #27 tinywang, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest can divide by zero.
     
    #28 RunninRaven, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artrest has beaten the following in a staring contest:

    The Sun
    Ray Charles
    Helen Keller
    His reflection

    Ron Artest once hosted a basketball tournament in Beijing. The Chinese government cites 'RA' as the reason for China's overpopulation.

    Ron Artest has counted to infinity, twice.

    Ron Artest hates the myth of a New World Order, as he alreadys rules through Artestorship.
     
    #29 brantonli24, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest once jumped and touched the top of the backboard.

    ...with his testicles.
     
    #30 kevC, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest does not sleep. He waits.
     
    #31 Andy Sheets, Oct 10, 2008
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    If you can see Ron Artest, Ron Artest can see you. If you can't see Ron Artest, you may be only seconds away from death.
     
    #32 DPballer, Oct 10, 2008
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    You evidently use the Internet, so I don't know how that's even possible.
     
    #33 durvasa, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're The Islands.
     
    #34 aussiejack, Oct 10, 2008
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    There are no "handicapped people". There are only people who have met Ron Artest.
     
    #35 DOHCtah, Oct 10, 2008
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    ron artest is printed beneath the surface of china.
     
    #36 smoothie, Oct 10, 2008
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    Being a good citizen, Ron Artest frequently donates blood to the Red Cross..

    Just never his own.
     
    #37 DOHCtah, Oct 10, 2008
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    When Ron Artest gets cold, he turns up the Sun.

    Ron Artest doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.

    Ron Artest saw a little boy peeing his name into the snow.
    Ron Artest then proceeded to pee his name into the concrete.
     
    #38 LoveRoxHateJazz, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest once incited a riot at a basketball game between fans and basketball players by laying down.
     
    #39 Angkor Wat, Oct 10, 2008
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    There is no 'Ctrl' button on Ron Artest's computer. Ron Artest is always in control.

    Ron Artest destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of NO LAYUPS!
     
    #40 DPballer, Oct 10, 2008
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