On Ron Artest's birthday he always get his wish ...because the candles blow themselves out when they see him coming. A man once walked in front of Ron Artest's house and he may have stepped on a crack. Ron Artest broke his mother's back. Ron Artest's apartment is on the 13th floor. At the end of every rainbow was a pot of gold. So don't bother anymore because Ron Artest already took it.
Ron Artest takes Iron Ore as a vitamin supplement. Ron Artest thinks Fannie & Freddie should toughen up, and use some real leverage. Ron Artest thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal. Ron Artest doesn't hedge. He waits. Ron Artest doesn't mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.
Ron Artest once blocked an old Michael Jordan, which pissed off "His Airness" and lead him to do this... Play starts 25 seconds in... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQJprZGr5XI
How V For Vendetta should have ended- Creedy: "Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?" V: "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is Ron Artest, Mr. Creedy, and Ron Artest is bulletproof."
Ron Artest doesn't board his windows for a hurricane, he just stands outside and rejects any incoming projectiles.
Fact is better than fiction. Ron Artest broke MJ's ribs during a pickup game because MJ called him poor.
