Ron Artest knows if the chicken or egg came first. if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around, Ron Artest still hears it.
So the veterans have had their fun with Joey Dorsey. You know, kicking basketballs up in the stands after practice and yelling: “Hey, rookie, go get it!” “At first, I wasn’t going to do it,” Dorsey said. And? “I did it,” he said. Why? “Ron told me to,” he said. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/justice/rockets/6045994.html
Two cowboys and Ron Artest were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Ron Artest remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
nice one mattm. One day, mike vick was havin a good ol dog fight. Some of the guys there were gettin pissed off because mike's dog kept eatin the sh_t out of the other dogs (and i mean really givin it to em). Little did they know, that dog was actually Ron Artest
Ron Artest once received a technical in a game for being a peacemaker. The legend of Ron Artest grows each passing day...
Wanna know why Aaron Brooks was ready to play and played the way he did yesterday? Ron Artest touched his ankle right before he checked in the game.
There are confirmed reports that there will be a Metal Gear Solid 5. It will feature a Metal Gear Rex, a Metal Gear Ray, and a Metal Gear Ron Artest!
There are confirmed reports that there will be a Metal Gear Solid 5. It will feature a Metal Gear Rex, a Metal Gear Ray, and a Metal Gear Ron Artest! this was completely original!
