Ron Facts you just can't make up: As a Chicago Bull, Ron Artest once applied for a job at Circuit City simply to get the employee discount. Ron Artest once attended a practice in a bath robe. As a Pacer, Ron Artest once asked for time off due to fatigue from promoting his rap album.
When we the average Texan wants an Ice Cream Sundae.........we go to Dairy Queen. When Ron Artest wants a Sundae..............he goes to Hell, Satan personally adds the sprinkles and syrup.
I'm now afraid to post anything bad about Ron because he will punch me through the computer screen...Ron Artest style.
Ever hear of "make an ugly face & it will stick?" That's only if you look at Ron Artest. Don't believe me? Ask this guy:
Man... Ron Artest ain't shi... wait. Ron is that you? What are you doing in my house... what are you gonna do with that meat cleaver... are you hungry?Wait... wait... no... I was kidding Ro..! NO! NO! NO!! ACCKKKK!!!!!! This is Ron Artest... maw7079 is no longer with us... I have taken over his posts... I TOLD YA'LL I would get in on clutchfans... Now! Somebody say sumthin else... SAY SUMTHIN'!
is it just me..... or are wife beating jokes just not humorous? especially considering Ron Artest has had domestic violence issues in the past.
When Artest is in the house, someone's getting naked! <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FD796H08J7w&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FD796H08J7w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
I'll give you some new ideas (some with historical, or pop-culture references): Ron Artest made Yoko split up the Beatles. There was no Cuban Missile Crisis. It was Ron Artest buying cigars from the factory. BIG cigars. The last ice age ended when Ron Artest told it to. Ron Artest told Ronald Reagan to say, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." Iran's only precondition to talks with the US? "Please leave Ron Artest state side." Forget the "Cavity Creeps," watch out for Ron Artest. "Boo Berry" cereal was originally called "Ron Artest Berry" cereal, but it tested "too scary" for children. Charles Bronson's "Death Wish" movies were documentaries about going into the paint while Ron Artest is on defense. To Ron Artest the term "breaking ankles" is not merely a metaphor. Not even Nostradamus could predict Ron Artest.
Ron Artest dives in the shallow end Ron Artest used to get in free at astroworld. Ron Artest owns glamour shots.
