Perhaps it's some protective gear under the jersey. Give yourself a break. You haven't been your humorous self lately.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>u ain't never getting a ring “<a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/marcuskirk980">@marcuskirk980</a> let it go. No need to dwell on the past”</p>— Brittni (@uHateBre) <a href="https://twitter.com/uHateBre/statuses/365242917167706113">August 7, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/uHateBre">@uHateBre</a> with that face ion think u getting one either lol.</p>— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward/statuses/365244053605974016">August 7, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
LOLOLOLOL. <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/uHateBre">@uHateBre</a> with that face ion think u getting one either lol.</p>— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward/statuses/365244053605974016">August 7, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/uHateBre">@uHateBre</a> Hope people realize that guys like Kobe or Lebron would never say that. They have to much class.<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ShameOnYouD12&src=hash">#ShameOnYouD12</a></p>— Clay Danishefsky (@DanishSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanishSports/statuses/365253952297644034">August 7, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
get off twitter and work on the milk shake! ha, that was actually funny by howard. would hit 'britt', personally. nothing make up can't fix.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Bags just came to the Hotel. Smh LA <a href="http://t.co/NZIwqnXxAS" title="http://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons/status/365283748348051456/photo/1" org_href="http://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons/status/365283748348051456/photo/1">pic.twitter.com/NZIwqnXxAS</a></p>— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons/status/365283748348051456" data-datetime="2013-08-07T20:30:07+00:00">August 7, 2013</a></blockquote> <script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
The only thing I'd hit that dumb b**** with is a hammer. Not the hammer, I'm talking about an actual metal hammer. Laker fans suck.
Kobe and LeBron, classy?? One rapes a girl and the other flops on the court and holds a tv show for his Decision.