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Rockets twitter is on one right now

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ickaruto, Sep 21, 2022.

  1. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    But dude... BillR0cket$^_! said that "per 12 minutes, nobody in the last 3.16 years has scored more points per minute, had more rebounds per week, and more assists per Martian day than Shlomo Glickstein of the Angolan Basketball League". Once he is released from the prison camp, we should sign him.
     
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  2. King1

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    Haha.
     
  3. MystikArkitect

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    Forgot the "He'z HeEm"

    Rockets Twitter honks are an absolute joke.
     
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    Rockets Twitter is cringe
     
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    this man wrote a whole novel
     
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  6. DreamShook

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    There is always some random ass drama going on in RocketsTwitter because they are all regular uncredentialled young-ish dudes (and women) that just randomly made a Twitter Spaces one day and now are considered to be Rockets guru's. It so strange the gate keeping when they are fresh out of high school and they only watched Harden Run.

    Ryan Hollins just made it worse making them the unofficial internet Rockets guys using their platform to speak about Rockets games., lol
     
  7. DreamShook

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    "Prologue" man wtf? somebody summarize this sh*t.
     
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  8. Reeko

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    I could only get through half the prologue before I had to stop

    these dudes beefing like they Nicki Minaj and Remy Ma
     
  9. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    He certainly is.....and although this will sound sucking up-ish....he is honestly one of the nicest guys I have ever met, just a super patient nice guy.

    Bananas? Right?

    DD
     
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  10. King1

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    I started reading it too and gave up. Nobody should give these bums attention. A bunch of little kids act like teenage girls.

    Actually, that's an insult to teenage girls
     
  11. Deckard

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    There are some good dudes out there, but everybody dumps all of Twitter into one bucket. And then you've got the absolute random stat tweets with 12 constraints that must be retweeted always there to make me laugh.
     
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  14. King1

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    Either
     
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    Megalomania is a helluva drug
     
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Sheeeesh. Get a life folks. I'm ashamed of my fellow millenials. The cocktail of ego and persecution complex it takes to make something like this, it's too potent. We need some Eastern religions over here.
     
  17. clos4life

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    Nah, we just got rid of all the JLin worshippers and now you wanna bring more Eastern religions? No thanks.
     
  18. Aruba77

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    Twitter drama about Don Knock is perhaps the most insignificant thing I can think of taking up any grain of space in my brain. I am literally dumber for clicking on this thread.
     
  19. DatRocketFan

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    I recall of a user called Don knock. Lookin him up His message to like ratio seems good, y clutch beefing with him?
     
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    Not a soul comes out of this looking good. From top to bottom, everyone involved looks like an L7 weenie.
     
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