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Rockets sign Josh Smith

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by J.R., Sep 17, 2015.

  1. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Contributing Member

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    Another overweight undersized PF just like Hayes and Dorsey

    Fire Murray

    Edit: I guess he was signed for wwe night of champions at the toyota center on Sunday. Decent move
     
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  2. Two Sandwiches

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    I came here to call him Four Sandwiches.
     
  3. Jontro

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    Second coming of Patrick Ewing.
     
  4. don grahamleone

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FiwoSX3NstA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    His body is ready.
     
  5. tycoonchip

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    Hopefully our training staff can get this guy in nba shape. He's going to be a body to recon with. Antoine Carr damage style if he can turn all that fat into muscle.
     
  6. mfastx

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    Jesus this guy is massive. Like how does he accomplish normal daily tasks, like taking a shower? How do you wash all of that?
     
  7. heypartner

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    Anyone else think he looks like a cross between Josh Smith and TMac, in the face?
     
  8. Jake Tower

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    Whenever Josh Smith subs in, the arena plays

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zpemKbWUqW0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  9. Texanasiafan

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    Morey is using Les' money just to troll the whole world.
     
  10. glimmertwins

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    We have a winner!
     
  11. Texanasiafan

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    LMAO,

    he said this in the interview : I failed my academic in George Town and embarrassed my family, but I am not a dumb guy, I just did not go to the classes.

    Translate : I am a lazy fat ass.
     
  12. oakdogg

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    You know you can't turn fat into muscle, right? That's not how it works.
     
  13. daywalker02

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    Big belly signing

    I love the title albeit misguiding
     
  14. heypartner

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    Oh, yeah. Then explain how Gluconeogenesis works and add to that the importance glycogen is to body building, smartass. :p

    I don't know what I'm talking about, just wanted to throw out some big words about turning stored fat into fuel for muscles. I mean, you can make bombs out of fat. Actual nitro-glycerin according to Tyler Durden.
     
  15. fonzie_004

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    About time Morey brought somebody in who is hungry
     
  16. Carl Herrera

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    https://youtu.be/RY_21GvLf0U?t=1m

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  17. xtruroyaltyx

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    Moray trolling.
     
  18. CantBeRight

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    J.R. pulling a Carl Herrera.
     
  19. dharocks

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    The general idea is that one first looks to put on as much muscle mass as possible, with the understanding that this will also lead to an increase in body fat. You then focus on cutting that excess body fat, with the understanding that you'll be losing some of the gained muscle in the process.

    Of course, that probably doesn't really apply with Mr. Smith.
     
  20. Zboy

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    Payback for the Deandre Jordan 360.
     

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