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Rockets sign Josh Smith

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by J.R., Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Another overweight undersized PF just like Hayes and Dorsey

    Fire Murray

    Edit: I guess he was signed for wwe night of champions at the toyota center on Sunday. Decent move
     
    #41 FTW Rockets FTW, Sep 17, 2015
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  2. Two Sandwiches

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    I came here to call him Four Sandwiches.
     
    #42 Two Sandwiches, Sep 17, 2015
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    Second coming of Patrick Ewing.
     
    #43 Jontro, Sep 17, 2015
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FiwoSX3NstA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    His body is ready.
     
    #44 don grahamleone, Sep 17, 2015
  5. tycoonchip

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    Hopefully our training staff can get this guy in nba shape. He's going to be a body to recon with. Antoine Carr damage style if he can turn all that fat into muscle.
     
    #45 tycoonchip, Sep 17, 2015
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    Jesus this guy is massive. Like how does he accomplish normal daily tasks, like taking a shower? How do you wash all of that?
     
    #46 mfastx, Sep 17, 2015
  7. heypartner

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    Anyone else think he looks like a cross between Josh Smith and TMac, in the face?
     
    #47 heypartner, Sep 17, 2015
  8. Jake Tower

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    Whenever Josh Smith subs in, the arena plays

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zpemKbWUqW0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #48 Jake Tower, Sep 17, 2015
  9. Texanasiafan

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    Morey is using Les' money just to troll the whole world.
     
    #49 Texanasiafan, Sep 17, 2015
  10. glimmertwins

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    We have a winner!
     
    #50 glimmertwins, Sep 17, 2015
  11. Texanasiafan

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    LMAO,

    he said this in the interview : I failed my academic in George Town and embarrassed my family, but I am not a dumb guy, I just did not go to the classes.

    Translate : I am a lazy fat ass.
     
    #51 Texanasiafan, Sep 17, 2015
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    You know you can't turn fat into muscle, right? That's not how it works.
     
    #52 oakdogg, Sep 17, 2015
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    Big belly signing

    I love the title albeit misguiding
     
    #53 daywalker02, Sep 18, 2015
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    Oh, yeah. Then explain how Gluconeogenesis works and add to that the importance glycogen is to body building, smartass. :p

    I don't know what I'm talking about, just wanted to throw out some big words about turning stored fat into fuel for muscles. I mean, you can make bombs out of fat. Actual nitro-glycerin according to Tyler Durden.
     
    #54 heypartner, Sep 18, 2015
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    About time Morey brought somebody in who is hungry
     
    #55 fonzie_004, Sep 18, 2015
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    https://youtu.be/RY_21GvLf0U?t=1m

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    #56 Carl Herrera, Sep 18, 2015
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    Moray trolling.
     
    #57 xtruroyaltyx, Sep 18, 2015
  18. CantBeRight

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    J.R. pulling a Carl Herrera.
     
    #58 CantBeRight, Sep 18, 2015
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    The general idea is that one first looks to put on as much muscle mass as possible, with the understanding that this will also lead to an increase in body fat. You then focus on cutting that excess body fat, with the understanding that you'll be losing some of the gained muscle in the process.

    Of course, that probably doesn't really apply with Mr. Smith.
     
    #59 dharocks, Sep 18, 2015
  20. Zboy

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    Payback for the Deandre Jordan 360.
     
    #60 Zboy, Sep 18, 2015
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