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Rockets Royce White has baby’s mama drama

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tminusrex, Mar 15, 2013.

  1. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Please tweet that to him!
     
  2. clos4life

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    It seems he blames her for his failures to put a glove on it as much as he blames the Rockets for failing to provide accommodations to his liking.

    The guy seems like such a loser. Can't wrap it up, fail to pull out and then tell the girl to get an abortion. That's just scum behavior.

    Sure, the girl is an idiot as well, but that doesn't make Royce right either. They are just both stupid.
     
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    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    Too bad Royce didn't go to USC. He'd make the perfect spokesperson for Trojan.

    *Cue college highlights*

    "As a Trojan, I excelled on the court. Now, I count on Trojans to relieve all of my anxieties......... "

    Long pause.....


    " In the bedroom. "
     
  5. rofflesaurus

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    Royce with defense denying the J, forcing opponents to take it to his rim.
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iDXKjHVtHGM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  7. kent335

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    This thread is the funniest that I have read in a long, long time.

    +1
     
  8. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate
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    Is this for real?
     
  9. knickstorm

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    yikes, grab a lawyer. He's gotta pay child support as long as the DNA checks out.
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    He'll be broke quickly after he drops out of the NBA.
     
  11. knickstorm

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    ohh snap, her dad is a lawyer....he in trouble!
     
  12. plutoblue11

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    What's the only difference between a groupie/gold-digger and a flesh-eating zombie?
     
  13. NotInMyHouse

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    "Would you rather be carrying Royce White's baby or baby Jeremy Lin himself?"
     
  14. andersongo

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    Am I a bad person if I hope someone lock Royce up in a dark creepy castle and hire a 1000 Draculas to scare the **** out of this ass-rimming low-life? The worst drfat pick ever!
     
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  15. Jontro

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    I mean... somebody has to take care of his ass.
     
  16. cytrynowa

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    I wish I could rep. LOL
     
  17. Aleron

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    Don't give the LoF's cloning ideas
     
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    As much as Royce White comes across as a douche, a sexually active woman not responsible for her own birth control that then goes on to blame someone else for being irresponsible is just someone whose purpose in life is to be someone's crazy ex.
     
  19. andersongo

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    That's what Royce said.
     
  20. andersongo

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    It's also why he is a douche.
     

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