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"Rockets" Jeopardy! (aka "another TMac thread")

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by tinman, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. LosPollosHermanos

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    agreed, and just for that you get my rep.

    Tinman, you get a minus 1 rep from me, meaning the next time you probably say anything with substance (probably not anytime soon), you will have been deprived of a nice tasty rep point.
     
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  2. Yak

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    Didn't even chuckle.

    I guess you have to be a 99er to get these jokes.
     
  3. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    [​IMG] Shane, I'll take Letter association for $200


    [​IMG]: This former Rocket is associated with the letter "D"


    [​IMG] That's easy! Dikembe for D-fense!


    [​IMG]: WRONG!, the Answer is :

    Joey Dorsey... D for D-League! hahahaha
     
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  4. Amber Lamps

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    You truely are a beaner.
     
  5. R0ckets03

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    umm...no.
     
  6. tinman

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    [​IMG]
     
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  7. RoxSqaud

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    Does anybody get one thing right?
     
  8. AkeemTheDreem86

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    Like usernames, or what?
     
  9. R0ckets03

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    [​IMG] I'll take Jokes for $1000 I say!!!

    [​IMG] Okay, first calm down please. The answer is "this is where tinman gets all his lame ass jokes"

    [​IMG] WTF!!! Defense Baby!!!! Defense! Defense!

    [​IMG]Ummm...what is wrong with you? The correct answer is:

    [​IMG]
     
  10. tinman

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    With jokes like yours,
    Conrad Murray wouldn't need Profolol to put Michael Jackson to sleep.
     
  11. joesr

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    I don't think he will lose any sleep over this....
     
  12. LosPollosHermanos

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    Seeing of how I have promoted Moes and given him legendary status when it comes to the sacred rep system, I think he will lose sleep.

    When he sees that he has twice as many bars it eats him inside, just like when you see your wife cheating on you with a black dude but you know she has a perfectly good reason to seek it.
     
  13. TheGreat

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    Make a jeopardy of Yao boxing out Okur.
     
  14. tinman

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    Not really.
    Moe and DD and YoYo are the top rep folk.
    I just did this thread after seeing those directv jeopardy ads.
    Why are you still on here?
    Depeche mode? You just can't get enough?
     
  15. LosPollosHermanos

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    I kid, congrats on your valiant effort on appearing to be funny. I let out subtle chuckles for this new found guilt you made me feel.
     
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  16. tinman

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    I know I'm funnier than that R0ckets03's character.

    If that dude was an NBA player, he'd be Žydrūnas Ilgauskas.

    The big Z..zzzzzzzz

    it's April 1st.

    You know, the anniversary of when Tmac won the MVP.
     
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    Hate to be the one to tell you this, but your rep is worth 0 points.
    ;)
     
  18. tinman

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    Wow, you truly are original dude.

    You must do stand up comedy.

    I know this dude name Eric Floyd who saw your stand up act,
    he left the show and turned into Sleepy Floyd.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Anyone know where I can find that Luis Scola national team jersey, I really would like to buy one.
     
  20. duluth111222

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    The Juwan one was pretty obvious to me, especially with Juwan answering the question himself.

    Even though I'm not a fan of Tinman, I do enjoy this thread. I would rep him if I could.
     

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