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Rockets are interested in Schortsanitis

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clips/Roxfan, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. anchel

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    He played also in the FIBA World Championships in 2006 (in better shape) and I can't remember too well some of the games but I would say he did it very good against USA, Yao, Argentina...
     
  2. Little Bit

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    He's obviously in way better shape than he was before. I like his fire and competiveness.

    Bring it on......Let the bodies hit the floor.... :grin:
     
  3. Launch Pad

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    In medical terminology, the suffix "-itis" indicates inflammation. Thus, Schortsanitis can only mean inflammation in the shorts! Youch! :eek:
     
  4. Someguy1229

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    He has lost a lot of weight since then and is in pretty good shape now.
     
  5. tomjc

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    say no to Eddy Curry
     
  6. Jd1

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    The guy looks like Big Baby is his ceiling. But whatever I trust Morey. He's been right in most decisions
     
  8. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    You know, such a simple little post, but what a favor to humanity it is.

    There was basically no way I was going to watch either of those youtube clips. I've seen the guy play, and yes, it is interesting and meta that a spherical entity can interact with a spherical ball, all while surrounded by stick figures.

    But why would I have volunteered to watch a black version of John Goodman try to play basketball in a barn, complete with foreign language narration?

    Well, I trusted Jd1's post for some reason this morning, and I watched a clip that I will probably now use in my physics class to prove that fundamental laws like the conservation of momentum can indeed be violated... violently.

    Now, on Shorts-split-itis himself? After watching those videos, I cannot imagine Daryl Morey spending 23 seconds of mental energy on that clown, even 23 seconds at 11:43 p.m. after a strong couple of martinis with friends in an executive luxury something another place that I could never dream of. No way. That guy couldn't play the worst of garbage time in the NBA, on the worst team. I mean, I could block his shot. That's a turrible sign.
     
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  9. Tiger23

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    baby Shaq, plays with vassillis spanoulis for the Greece Olympiacos team.. huge wide body, kinda short for a C tho... dont we have enuf of those?

    but he would be a DeJuan Blair but better all around big time
     
  10. Tiger23

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    y?

    a cry baby who quits when things doesnt start out as planned and runs back home prematurely?

    yea i c why hes ur hero :rolleyes:

    have better standards bub
     
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Has there been any reliable source that says this, or is this just that fan's blog post?

    DD
     
  12. jason3333

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    who is this guy?
     
  13. D-rock

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    Sofo does look good in red. If Morey does not break the bank to get him, why not. He's better than Andersen.
     
  14. PhilCollins

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    SOLD! Where do i sign?!
     
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    against the cavs in a preseason game.
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  16. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    LOL @ 5:10 or so -- Shaq blocks his shot again, but without even jumping.
     
  17. desi tmac91

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    So my suspicions were correct. He sucks.
     
  18. baller4life315

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    I thought we cut Jackie Butler when we stole Scola away from the Spurs. You mean to tell me we want to bring him back??
     
  19. sealclubber1016

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    Dexter Pittman 2.0 , i got sick of watching Pittman at UT, why would I want a scrub clone on the Rockets.
     
  20. topfive

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    Are you kidding? Morey would have to break the bank just to buy a uniform big enough for him.
     

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