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Rockets All-time Scrubs Team

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Kayman, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. Kayman

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    OK, not all-time since I only follow the team since 1992. I know this is more of an off-season thread, but I thought it can lighten the mood a bit. Here's mine:

    PG: Bryce Drew
    SG: Chris Jent
    SF: Dan Langhi
    PF: Richard Petruska
    C: Serge Zwikker

    This is obviously not an affirmative action team, since there are no African-americans on it. But, if you want my "All-time scrubs that were thought initially not to be scrubs" team you'll get a black dude in there:

    PG: Bryce Drew (First rounder, taken ahead of Rashard)
    SG: Rodrick Rhodes (First rounder)
    SF: Dan Langhi (good preseason had people excited)
    PF: Pete Chilcutt (Rudy had him starting at one point)
    C: Creampuff (first rounder)
     
  2. TheReasonSF3

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    I would put Quitten as my SF. What a stiff. :mad:
     
  3. Gene the PIG

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    You forgot Steve Harris. He F'n sukked!!!

    Is that the draft we passed over Dumars??? Did we ever pass over Dumars??? I forget.
     
  4. suntzu

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    G Dave Jamerson
    G Dan Langhi
    F Granville Waiters
    F Eric Riley
    C Zan Tabak

    Bench:
    Scottie Pippen
    Earl Cureton
    Chris Jent
    Dave Feitl
    Conner Henry
     
  5. Gene the PIG

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    LOL @ Conner Henry.

    I forgot about that dude.
     
  6. The Real Shady

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    All-time favorite scrubs team.

    PG: Scotty Brooks
    SG: Can't think of a SG so I'm going to go ahead and say Chilli'Pete
    SF: David Wood
    PF: Chucky Brown
    C: Thomas Hamilton
     
  7. ChenZhen

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    my all time favorite scrub ever: David Wood! He has absolutely no talent but was a very good role player for us for a year or two..
     
  8. Gene the PIG

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    David Wood ...


    I think I remember David Wood.


    Tall, white oaf, who lacked a chin??? Oh, & a bowl cut???
     
  9. codell

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    You know you are a scrub when the only good thing someone says about you is "he hustles".
     
  10. suntzu

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    Chucky Brown??? Nobody hustled like he did...
     
  11. TheReasonSF3

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    This is my 2000th post. So I want to make it extra special. :)
    Scottie Pippen is the biggest overrated scrub that we have ever had. He is a stiff. He said that he would be a great team leader and an All-Star, but he didn't do squat for us, then he left like a loser. :mad:
    Well this is my 2000th post. It only took me 96 days to get here from 1000. :)
     
  12. The Real Shady

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    I never said he didn't hustle.
     
  13. Gene the PIG

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    Congrats on yer 2000th post.

    I have 60.



    I've been here for years, but only NOW do I feel the need to post. :p
     
  14. TheReasonSF3

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    Wow. You've been here even longing then I have. You only average .06 posts per day :eek: .
     
  15. BmwM3

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    Don't forget Jason Collier!
     
  16. ChenZhen

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    His athleticism is underrated. Have you seen him jump???

    :D

    Me neither..
     
  17. Gene the PIG

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    I haven't been excited. If the Rox stink, I don't watch much roundball.


    & I sure as crap ain't no Cavs fan. LOL


    We have a free pass for all the games that ends tomorrow, so I've watched all the games so far. I REALLY like what I saw Saturday.

    If the Rox keep winning, perhaps I'll invest in some viewing pleasure. It's pretty expensive though.


    It would just be nice to see a SOLID season for a change. I haven't been excited since we traded away all of those guys for fat Barkley. Good player, but I questioned it at the time. It was our downfall.




    :)
     
  18. ChenZhen

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    That's funny, good ole memories...:)
     
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    [​IMG]

    Richard Anderson - His moustache and nice hair allowed him to moonlight as a p*rn star. His lack of speed and quickness made Mark Eaton look like Carl Lewis.

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    Dave Feitl - Perhaps the largest nose in NBA history. Claim to fame is being punched in the mouth by Hakeem once in practice.

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    Andre Turner - Only player in NBA history to spend almost the entire season on the injured list with an earache. He was so short, Calvin would have no problem posting him up.

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    Richard Petruska - It tells you something when Derrick Cheivous was insulted that his old number was given to this guy. I once attended a game in Dallas where he was on fire during halftime warmups, nailing 15 of 16 from behind the 3 point line.

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    Kennard Winchester - They didnt call him "The Gun" just because of his last name. Averaged .3 assists in over 100 games with the Rockets. His passing skills made Vernon Maxwell look like John Stockton.
     
  20. Gene the PIG

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    :D





    YEAH!!! Dave Feitl!!!



    Too funny.
     

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