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Rockets acquire Jarrod Uthoff

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by J.R., Jun 29, 2017.

  1. Junkyard_Dog

    Junkyard_Dog Member

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    I came in here to try to understand why this thread was so long...and... I still don't understand
     
  2. Sooner423

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    Why is this 11 pages? Anything worthwhile in here?
     
  3. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    Not much bball. But plenty for people that have interest in sociology.
     
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  4. FTW Rockets FTW

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    SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN

    To _holic sista

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  5. basketballholic

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    He is.
     
  6. justtxyank

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    Ok. So like I said, I hope we keep him so we can find out. I want you to be right because that would be outstanding.
     
  7. Fyreball

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    No you don't. Why u lyin doe?
     
  8. Os Trigonum

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    This thread is the best thing on the internet today. I'm serious
     
  9. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    It's obvious the league's coaches and GMs are totally enamored with Uthoff's mad skillz. At age 24, he's only gotten 115 minutes of NBA-level playing time in 9 games, while at the same age, Anderson had 8500+ minutes in more than 330 games.

    Why is that, you ask? I should make you look it up, but I'll throw you ignorant fools a bone...

    The reason nobody wants to give Uthoff valuable rotation minutes: They're all saving him, so as not to squander his otherworldly talents too soon. I'm sorry if you all can't see that. Subscribe to the newsletter and all will be made clear to you.
     
  10. Os Trigonum

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    damn. I just spent my last paycheck on the Les is in trouble gofundme drive. Gonna have to wait until next month for bball clarity
     
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  11. heypartner

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    Here's a question for @basketballholic:

    What's the better deal: $3.5m cash for Jordan Bell or $1m cash for Uthoff?
     
  12. basketballholic

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    We'll never know. They would have had more assets left to trade. And maybe even cap space. And we don't know how long either guy is going to hold up. But I'm good with Paul for now.
     
  13. dobro1229

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    Hollic is easier to bait than Trump I swear lol.

    It was a JOKE
     
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  14. basketballholic

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    Parsons will never be the same.

    And even pre-injury Uthoff is the better shooter.

    But Parsons is a good comparable........you know.......since they're both white.....

    :confused:
     
  15. Snow Villiers

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    Jarrod Uthoff is the homeless man's Sam Dekker.
     
  16. icecreamman

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    You can't even do trades for cash consideration in NBA 2K.

    How is this a 12 page thread though? Lol
     
  17. marky :)

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    It's true that b_allholic has vast knowledge of every player in or out of the NBA. We meet daily at the local Golden Corral to discuss all players in depth.
     
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  18. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    I am not going to place much thought capital on Uthoff at this time. Let's see if he is even on the team in a few months.
     
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  19. No Worries

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    ... with a better shot.
     
  20. D-rock

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    LOL, perhaps one day you'll be right.
     

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