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Rockets 2007 Playoff Haiku

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CrazyDave, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. thewaterox

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    Bonzi MIA
    Bench was never developed
    Gundy hung himself!
     
    #61 thewaterox, Apr 30, 2007
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    Jeff on TNT
    T-mac only has two gears
    Stop, slow and slow, stop!
     
    #62 thewaterox, Apr 30, 2007
  3. weslinder

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    Another one:

    There once was a site called Clutch City.
    Where was posted this little ditty.
    It held the bandwagon,
    Loved Deke's finger-waggin',
    And never once for Dallas felt pity.
     
    #63 weslinder, Apr 30, 2007
  4. Amel

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    I believed
    worries started
    no light at the end of the tunnel
     
    #64 Amel, Apr 30, 2007
  5. weslinder

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    Your Spanoulis love
    Messed up your syllable scheme
    That's fine, try again
     
    #65 weslinder, Apr 30, 2007
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    Yao, I lost money
    Betting on Rockets in 5
    spot me a dollar
     
    #66 thadeus, Apr 30, 2007
  7. Amel

    Amel Member

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    weslinder is jealous
    Amel is prettier than weslinder
    case closed
     
    #67 Amel, Apr 30, 2007
  8. weslinder

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    funny!

    Back to haiku:

    Three years on the team
    You'd think we could spell his name.
    J-U-dub-A-N
     
    #68 weslinder, Apr 30, 2007
  9. Yaozer

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    Since reading this thread
    I forgot rules of Haiku
    5-6-5-2-3? :confused: :(
     
    #69 Yaozer, Apr 30, 2007
  10. madmaxu

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    Rafer is useless
    Tmac's a pre-madonna
    Thanks to his cousin,
    the heartless Vince Carter
    Head is a moron
    He can't pass worth ****
    Chucky tries his best
    Yao is softer than tofu
    show some mean streak please
    Shane hustles and shoot for threes
    but the guy is gay
    Juwan is even more gay
    so what do you get?
    Houston Rockets in seven.
    yeah, Utah suck ****.
     
    #70 madmaxu, Apr 30, 2007
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