Rockets 2007 Playoff Haiku

This is for old rockets, and now SA. The current Rockets are losers.

 

This Will
Never
Happen

 

What the hell was that?
Haikus are 5-7-5
You did 3-5-4

 

Your hate for Rafer
made you forget haiku rules
That's how much he sucks.

 

Rafer is the best
He will be a superstar
Heh, I'm just kidding

 

If we lose game five
This Rockets franchise will be
in a huge ass mess

 

There once was a team named the Rockets,
who had 2nd round in their pockets.
Game 3 they shot bricks
The bench played like
Oh well we always got the Comets!

 

Brilliant Battier
Role Players play their roles well
T-Mac and Yao rule.

 

With the series tight
The Rockets stand and fight
Believe they can win

 

Trade Tmac and Yao
Fire Van Gundy Rafer Head
Play VSpan Novak

 

Why did the Theme from the Beverly Hill Billies came into my mind

Rocket River

 

game 5

need to elevate

only hope to dominate

can I write check -- yo!

 

good one, but the last line is 6 -

how about "just move to utah"

 

5 ticks is plenty
why did you walk up the court?
my pee pee now hurts

 

If Defense not good
Bench scoring will take the blame
Jeff will jump with goat

 

T-mac should retire
The proof is in the hotdog
Gundy gone fishing!

 

Another limerick:

There once was a team called the Jazzholes.
Who grabbed and pulled and flopped like beanpoles.
They tied Houston Rockets.
Fans poked their eye sockets.
Then in Houston, died like tadpoles.

Edited because I can't count syllables.