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Rockets 2007 Playoff Haiku

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CrazyDave, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. CrazyDave

    CrazyDave Contributing Member

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    Percentage is low
    Our bench play must be improved
    Pressure is building


    Ok, so maybe I'm hoping someone else can do better. It's the thought that counts, right? Show me up!

    3 lines, 5 7 5 syllables, no rhyming.
     
    #1 CrazyDave, Apr 28, 2007
  2. YaoFanatic

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    T-Mac needs to drive
    Yao Ming-- Can't ****ing stop him
    Rox go home 3-1
     
    #2 YaoFanatic, Apr 28, 2007
  3. robbie380

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    rafer please don't shoot
    memo okur is yao's slut
    rockets win by ten
     
    #3 robbie380, Apr 28, 2007
  4. Yaozer

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    Dallas lose series
    Jirk Nowitski starts to cry
    Cuban sells the team
     
    #4 Yaozer, Apr 28, 2007
  5. dividend

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    Tracy McGrady
    needs to stop taking jumpers
    Yao needs to dunk it
     
    #5 dividend, Apr 28, 2007
  6. Bandwagoner

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    Dirk is a loser
    Utah will go down quite hard
    When Rockets win out
     
    #6 Bandwagoner, Apr 28, 2007
  7. AstroRocket

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    We cheer Golden State
    Until they kick our asses
    In the second round
     
    #7 AstroRocket, Apr 28, 2007
  8. LCII

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    The GARM BBS
    There's lots of bipolar fans
    Need psychologists now.
     
    #8 LCII, Apr 28, 2007
  9. Yaozer

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    5-7-6? :D
     
    #9 Yaozer, Apr 28, 2007
  10. LCII

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    The GARM BBS
    There's lots of bipolar fans
    that need therapists.

    there, new and improved
     
    #10 LCII, Apr 28, 2007
  11. Yaozer

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    I'm not gonna lie
    If Rockets lose the series
    I'll go bipolar
     
    #11 Yaozer, Apr 28, 2007
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    Dirk sucks like a duck
    Dallas will choke like always
    Cuban is a douche
     
    #12 thiagu88, Apr 28, 2007
  13. Zboy

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    Stole some chic shades
    One day I will make a shot
    Which scrub am I?
     
    #13 Zboy, Apr 28, 2007
  14. Cannonball

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    If the Rockets lose
    I will blame Jeff Van Gundy
    For our poor shooting
     
    #14 Cannonball, Apr 28, 2007
  15. Cannonball

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    Yao is seven-six.
    Why would you throw him a bounce pass?
    Give it to him high!
     
    #15 Cannonball, Apr 28, 2007
  16. Zboy

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    I am Jeff Van Gundy
    I hate how Warriors play
    Suns too play ugly ball
     
    #16 Zboy, Apr 28, 2007
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    Beat the Mavericks?
    Odds not looking very good
    They're Donnie's b****
     
    #17 Deuce Rings, Apr 28, 2007
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    Learn to shoot the ball
    Luther Head is MIA
    Amber Alert Now
     
    #18 pandazn, Apr 28, 2007
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    alston dont lay bricks
    juwan hit mid range jumpers
    amen brother
     
    #19 kingkow, Apr 28, 2007
  20. weslinder

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    Skip 2 My Lou Shoots
    And Misses, but Chuck cleans up
    Celebrate the scrubs
     
    #20 weslinder, Apr 28, 2007
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