What do Manny Ramirez and Yao Ming have in common? They post a lot, but they don't get it. Why did the Rockets give Christina Augliera a try-out? They heard She burned everyone in the stadium. True or False - Cuttino Mobley is a homosexual False, He's never made a pass at any of his teammates.
After the recent games, young Yao was depressed over never getting the basketball from his team mates. So he consulted papa Yao. young Yao: Papa. Why wont they get me the ball? I feel horrible over this. I know I can help this team if I got the ball. Will I always feel this depressed? I cant even sleep anymore because I am so frustrated. I havent slept in weeks! papa Yao: That is a good question my son. The only person that can answer that is the wise monk who lives on top of that mountain in the temple. You shall go see him. young Yao: Okay papa. I will go now. narrator: Young Yao anxiously hikes to the mountain and is exhausted. He finally arrives. Wise Monk: I have been expecting you young Yao. I understand that you have alot of questions that need answers. Young Yao: Yes I do Wise Monk: Please tell me as I will tell all. Young Yao: I have not gotten the basketball for ages. My team mates refuse to pass the ball to me. I have been feeling very depressed over this and have not slept for weeks. Will this continue? Wise Monk: NO! In 10 more games, you will not be depressed anymore. You will feel much better. Young Yao: Oh boy! Thanks wise monk. You surely are wise! Narroator: So young Yao gleefully hikes down the mountain to the game. However, after the first game he still did not get the ball. Nor the second. Nor the 11th. Young Yao is upset and runs back up to the mountain to see the wise monk. Young Yao: I thought I would be feeling better. Its been over 10 games and I still dont get the ball. I am more depressed than ever and I am going crazy. What happened? Wise Monk: Well, I figured that after 10 more games, you would have felt better because you will have gotten use to not getting the ball and realized that Cuttino and Francis are ball hogs. hehehehehe
