At the WWII museum, Rudy kept shaking his head and furrowing his brow as the guide talked about the German U-boats. "Is there a problem Mr. Tomjanovich?" he asked "I'm really confused about these boats." "Oh, would you like me to repeat something?" replied the guide. "No, it's not you're fault. I just don't understand subs."
there were real nice Shaq asked Yao what he'd like to upgrade on his hummer. Yao responded. There are two things I've had the most problems with. The Tires and the Exhaust. Why does Steve Francis have so much trouble going to War each night with Yao Ming? He's been an advocate for a policy of isolationism. Why doesn't Rudy T like to go dancing? There's way too much movement on the floor. Why hasn't Cato improved a whole lot? Rudy told him that his role was to lurk around the baseline. What do Moochie Norris and a drunk have in common? After a few minutes they dribble all over themselves and they never pass up a shot. What is Steve Francis favorite desert? Pineapple Turnover. Why did John Stockton get a McDonald's Franchise, but Stevie Franchise did not. John has served well over 1 million people and Steve Francis thought it was a self serve environment. Why did Rudy T know that Cat would be such a great pick in draft? A Second round of p***y is always a good thing.
Fan: Why you do so many commercials? That's not good, your get fatigued! Yao: I am in debt to CBA and Shanghai Sharks. Besides, there is little temptation... Fan: Why you practise 3 pointers, if you never shoot 3? Yao: I know in the last second, Cat will pass the ball to me when I am off the court. Fan: Why you do so many jumpers, layups, hooks, .... Why don't you just simply dunk the ball from 9 feet hight every time? Yao: girls like gentle big guy!!!
"knock knock" "whos there?" "Pig" "Pig who?" "Pig Miller...where in the oinkity oink oink is my 10 day contract!"
I heard that Yao's translater, Colin, is afraid of going anywhere near Yao's new best friend Boki . . . After all, everybody knows Boki always rides the Pine.
Why is Boki the only Rocket not to get killed at Reunion Arena? Roaches have to check in before they can't check out.
Why did Tom Cruise show up to the Rockets and Mavericks game? God damn pre-cogs! What do you call 5 Dallas Mavericks all alone in a big room? The Third quarter. What did Shawn Bradley do with a Yao Ming right after he was slapped for 30? An Apple Commerical. Why is the Texas Triangle Creepier than the one in Bermuda? There's an Admiral without a ship. A missing All star in Dallas. And then there are 12 players missing everything in houston. Why did Steve's grandmother get run over in the road? Steve was afraid to give the elderly any assist-ance across the road. Why was rudy refused a seat on Amtrak? He's caused wya too many train wrecks. What does Rudy say to the team pilot when he's been drinking too much? Hey, Don't drink all of it. Why does Rudy suck at Tic Tac Toe? He's got the Center Square and still can't win with his x's and o's. Why did Shaq's property increase when he came back to Houston? Yao gave him three of his blocks. Most of the Rockets like to get together at Eddie Johnson's house for a couple of hard shots after the game. Charles, Hakeem, and Dave Feitl were so thirsty they wanted seconds. Eddie loves playing bartender. And he has a special tool for mixing three seconds together in a shot for all three. He call's it the buzzer beater. What do you call two Bulls fans eating French fries in the Compaq Center? BBQ. Why did NORAD move to DEFON 3? There are 12 rockets flying all over the country and all 12 seem to be headed in completely different directions.
HAHAHA, that one was awesome... but when you say "found", do you actually mean found from someone else? Cuz I thought people were making their own jokes here.
