Captain O Captain Please Play some ucking Defense Or Just Fan All-Star Mooch has funky hair He stands with the Cheerleaders our Jester he is Restart the Rebuild Cat, Egg will not get it done Red trades McAdoo A New Stadium More close seats they say, woo hoo Behind the basket Had Two BBQs Both lots of fun and food yall Behads brisket wins All time low score, boo Saw with Behad and Mrs Roadkill was Highlight Memos there are lots The League knows they Play No D About Eggie and Steve Kenny for J-Po What if he leaves for more cash Posters loved the trade Big Legs and great moves Skilled is he and just a Rook Yao Ming is da Bomb
uh...Rocket Haikus? I...uh...don't know how to play. Oops, I guess I do. It's a message board why take things seriously? Not much of a life? Yao-only fan thinks: I love Yao, he is perfect He will always be To Yao-only fans: Yao Ming is great, but has flaws Get off his nut-sack Francis makes great plays, but negates it with bad plays Move him to the 'two' Yao-Steve can be great Build the team around those two No, much to easy?
yao interviewed by mark berman pray against sars and go to a sermon any more layups you shoot, we'll give you the boot don't be soft like peewee herman.
Next season, and next season, and next season creeps in this petty pace from year to year to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our lottery picks have lighted fools the way to lotteries hence. Out, fickle media! Hype's but a dribbling shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the court and then is heard no more: it is a three hurled by an idiot, full of sound and fury, touching nothing.
I don't see how we can do any better than those last two poems by Will and A-Train. Such diversity, such talent... and such range.
nice here's mine. kinda lame, but iambic pentameter nonetheless. ruDY we MUST fiRE thee BUTT toDAY. the YOUNG exCUSE won't WORK no MORE, bye BYE. yao MING, franCIS, moBLEY, grifFIN, poSEY starTING lineUP should BE in PLAYoff NOW! each line must be ten syllables. weak/strong weak/strong weak/strong weak/strong weak/strong.
Yao is the man but the Rockets aint got no plan other than to use him as a bait for the fans That idiot Stevie is no wonder He got no heart and got no thunder Mobley thinks he is the ultimate Cat But to me he plays more like a rat Yao is the one and only future of this team Everyboday thinks that he's so peaceful and Serene But when he got dissed by Theo Ratliff & Shaq He played with Vengeance and stood large like a Tank The Rockets have one too many flaws Our only hope is for Yao to get bigger Claws But only if the other Guys would pass him the f***ing ball Man, When will we learn! Peace, and I am out y'all! Signed, tigermission1's younger brother!
Next year's the year for new things New court, new uniforms and such. A run at a championship will it bring? Let's not raise our hopes too much Les is in trouble with the new arena, Minorities cry white men too much power. I want to own the fancy cantina, Not make five bucks an hour. Yao is enjoying American wealth, Berman saw his house and cars. He goes to China and risks his health, Let's pray he doesn't get SARS. Overheard a porno store clerk say, Moochie spent six hundred bucks on one day. No wonder he's got no energy to play, He jacks off his days away.
It's a message board why take things seriously? Not much of a life? Yao-only fan thinks: I love Yao, he is perfect He will always be To Yao-only fans: Yao Ming is great, but has flaws Get off his nut-sack Francis makes great plays, but negates it with bad plays Move him to the 'two' Yao-Steve can be great Build the team around those two No, much to easy? All in fun, youngster.
