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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003.

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  1. MC Welk

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    Bad karma it seems
    for jettisoning the Dream …
    Calbert Cheaney rules!
     
  2. Behad

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    Smeggy comes to town
    Wife sees her first Rocket's game
    Score all time low points.
     
  3. OmegaSupreme

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    ouch. meanie.
     
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    so, the freak thinks that the rocket should keep rudy T.
    what? do you want to be out the playoffs for eternity?
    garnett said... the chronicle said...
    hurting my ears... please shoot me in the head.
    the dude has lost his touch... why is that so hard to see?
     
  5. Toast

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    Toke it up, EG.
    Gonna need to get higher
    'fore your shots will fall.
     
  6. pasox2

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    Cat and Griff for Odom
    Rice, Mooch for Williams, Hunter
    P.J. Brown, Free Agent


    Sanctimonious,
    The Freak excuses.
    Rudy T did a good job?
     
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    bwahhahaha! caught ya!

    ... "pj brown, free agent"= 6 syllables.
     
  8. Earl Cureton

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    Ode to Boki

    Here I sit. Alone.
    Ass-print engraved forever.
    Let's play Counterstrike!
     
  9. We're Back

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    Way back in the day
    I snuck into game seven
    Dream's still in my heart

    Our team sold its soul
    When champions we traded
    for Charles Barkley

    Where did you go to,
    Heart of the champion, huh?
    Clutch City is gone...

    Man, after a year like this that was cathartic.
     
  10. pasox2

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    Shoot. You're right. Should have been P.J. Brown, F.A.
     
  11. A-Train

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    Once upon a postgame dreary
    As I post here, weak and weary
    Over one of many a Rockets losses that they got before
    Once again, yes they were sucking
    Lots of bricks, yes they were chucking
    The remote my wife was ducking
    As a threw it at the door
    "Will there be playoffs" I muttered
    Will we go as once before?
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"
     
  12. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    The Rockets

    Crappy teams beat us.
    Good teams destroyed us.
    Les says best team ever?

    Steve

    All Stars lead their team.
    But where is our team going?
    Maybe Stephan's right...

    Cuttino

    Brush up on your skillz!
    Passing is fundamental.
    Old cat... new tricks? Nope.

    Eddie

    Once highly touted,
    Why's Eddie not improving?
    Pass that fatty blunt.

    Cato
    Love me... love me NOT.
    Houston fans are so fickle.
    Make up your damn mind!

    Kenny
    Hardest working guy.
    Underappreciated?
    He's in the playoffs.

    Bostjan
    I am your future!
    Please play me! I can hit 3s!
    Words fall on deaf ears.

    Maurice
    Is he the starter?
    He's being paid starter's money.
    Shouldn't forwards rebound?

    Rudy
    ISOs are our past.
    No direction... Lost the team?
    I am your past, too.

    Yao
    Fame! Fortune! Praise! Heat!
    All of China on my back!
    I just want to play.

    Moochie
    What is he good for?
    Turnovers? I can do that!
    Heck, I'll play for free.

    Trades
    Will trades help this team?
    Brand for Mobley? Do it now!!
    Pipe dreams make me sad.

    BBS
    Fire Rudy! Trade Cat!
    It's like a civil war here.
    Clutch has a headache.

    Me
    Do I know b-ball?
    Cowering back to Hangout.
    I am not worthy.
     
  13. SamFisher

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    Why must Vecsey suck
    All I do is write the news
    Mean old New Yorkers
     
  14. finalsbound

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    Sometimes I think Moochie's blind.
    I'll give him this - He's one of a kind.
    Will he work on his game?
    Are Gregnomic's posts not lame?
    I guess that we're in a real bind.
     
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    It's not if but when
    Do not let shot clock expire
    quick passes win games.
     
  16. francis 4 prez

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    CAT

    precious my precious
    they passed you, now you are mine
    must shoot the precious


    I DON'T EVEN DUNK DONUTS

    only seven five
    can't expect me to dunk it
    when whole foot away

    EG

    man that shot was flat
    wonder who shot it, too high
    to know it was me

    FRANCHISE'S BRAIN

    that's not cat, hold it
    there's yao wide open, hold it
    there's cat doubled. pass!

    MOOCH

    worst player ever
    even dead counts against cap
    must hault urge to kill
     
  17. francis 4 prez

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    ARC doesn't stand for Able to Reliably Count

    pasox and pgabe
    can't count to five or seven
    and rudy is dumb?
     
  18. VesceySux

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    Thuggy gossip king.
    East Coast bias? Vecsey? No!! :rolleyes:
    Hate him more than Jazz??!?!
     
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    I like the moochie
    moochie is good like Cato
    both are quite worthless
     
  20. roswell raygun

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    Can he write a check?
    Yo! Yao! Yo! Yao! Yo! Yao! Yo!
    Why must it be so?
     

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