For a change of pace, how about a limerick. The Rox have a point guard who sucks, but they are paying him millions of bucks. Lets just trade his ass for a guard who will pass, How 'bout Ridnour, the kid from the Ducks?
Rudy T: "Cat please pass the ball" "You guys make me want to drink" "Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp! Damn Hangovers!"
The Rockets fans live in past They say its Francis who can't pass but when the ball is dribbled up Rudy takes another sip from cup And we keep him around because he has class
Okay, I know I'm getting goofy He doesn't draw any new plays And feels free to give Les's money away But when he loses to Jazz He says "I told them to foul his a$$" And fans believe whatever he has to say
This letter is "X" This other one is an "O" Now, draw up a play. Moochie had the ball Open man? He threw the ball. Bounced back to his hand. Kenny T had heart. He played hard and really cared. Can't fit on this team.
The PRC's for Rudy are boasting. If we keep him the fans will go coasting. With no playoffs next year, BBS fans nowhere near, Took gregnomics advice and immediately stopped posting.
I once knew a man named Joe Gunn. They say in bed he was supposed to be fun. A defect in his bod Caused a split in his rod And two heads are better than one.
i wanna see the new uniforms of the rockets. should be futuristic like spacely's sprockets. i'm gonna change the subject now, by asking les to waive moochie, that's how. even though there will be less money in his pockets.
Second youngest team Forty-three and thirty-nine It's time to panic I've got a flat tire It's raining outside today Must be Rudy's fault Training camp with Ming What are you talking about? That's not important Chronicle was right Predicted 43 wins Underachieving?
one of the prc's members is the freak who's arguments for keeping tomjanovich were weak. excuses, excuses... what a bore. make me want to fall asleep and snore. better things than to do because xmen2 comes out this week. all in fun, freak
