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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003.

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  1. Clutch

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    Rudy was a scout
    Hand-picked these current Rockets
    Dude is still Teflon
     
  2. A-Train

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    Hey look, it's Nachbar!
    Why is he squirming so much?
    Ass splinters do hurt
     
  3. SamFisher

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    Doc Rocket has said
    Tito is cancer to team
    sucks for you Tierre!
     
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    Collier injured?
    The ankle or the groin?
    He sucks anyway.
     
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    Francis is so freakin awsome
    Stop b****in on him
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay Better than Yao
     
  6. ron413

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    Please stop the iso,
    iso not good basketball,
    friggin' play Nachbar...
     
  7. rocketfat

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    Moochie has no brains.
    Nor do Cat, Griff, Steve, or Mo.
    Oh, nor does Rudy.
     
  8. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    no playoffs for Rocks
    soft teams are beating the hard
    i miss Vernon Max
     
  9. verse

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    movement offense, huh?
    our team wears concrete nikes
    get riddy rudy! :mad:
     
  10. Will

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    Seven-foot-five. Where
    do you THINK he wants the ball?
    UP, you moron. UP.

    That's no f***-up. They
    run that play all the time. It's
    the pick-and-ignore.

    Richard Jefferson,
    Eddie Griffin. Hell, that's worth
    a police report.

    I'll buy you a case
    of Magnums if they'll stop your
    premature jacking.
     
  11. verse

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    never had movement
    yao one on one in the post
    at what price rudy?
     
  12. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    have Dream, must iso
    have Francis, still must iso,
    Hey P says great coach
     
  13. verse

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    :D
     
  14. heypartner

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    Ignore dream's iso
    Expect Francis to be Kidd
    pgabriel's plan
     
  15. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Throw the ball to Yao
    Posey run past Yao real fast
    This is the blueprint
     
  16. verse

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    crappy teams creamed us
    but if rudy did not miss
    we'd be in playoffs...


    :rolleyes:
     
  17. verse

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    tj ford runs fast
    excellent court vision, too
    we don't need him here

    :mad:
     
  18. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Give Cato 6
    Give Moochie three more million
    Still Rudy's problem
     
  19. Will

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    Rudy's idea of
    a movement offense: left on
    red after five beers
     
  20. verse

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    two championships
    thirty years of service, too
    give him a gold watch
     

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