Robert F. Kennedy Jr. launches unlikely presidential bid as a Democrat

"You either die a Kennedy from a hole in the brain, or you live long enough as a Kennedy to have a worm eat a hole in it."

 

Carnivore diet FTWs.

 

This is such an odd thing.......why would he even tell anyone this, keep some **** to yourself dude

 

Jonah Goldberg writes:

Hi,

In this “news”letter of all places, I don’t think I should be required to demonstrate that I have a soft spot for weirdness, eccentricity, and unconventional ideas—and neither does the life-sized replica of Tito Puente landing on the moon I’ve made out of marzipan and luncheon meats that I spend most of my day talking to in Esperanto. (Ĉu ne ĝuste, Tito?)
I bring this up in part because, much like Robert F. Kennedy Jr., I too have creatures eating my brain. At least I think that’s what’s going on up there. They make a slight rustling sound, and I don’t mean like cattle-rustling with the hootin’ and hollerin’ as they ride up on my medulla oblongata. I mean like the soft susurrating sounds of very specific cranial termites devouring every trace of anyone named “Todd” from your long-term memory.
More to the point, when normal Americans said they wanted an alternative to choosing between a doddering and indecisive incumbent president and a decadent and deceitful one with a fondness for despots, what they didn’t have in mind was a loony conspiracy theorist recovering from a bad—and not entirely metaphorical—case of brain worms.
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the rest is paywalled...

 

Are we really sure this is true? The dude is a known pathological liar and a kook. Like interviewers will literally play a video of him saying something, and then he’ll say two seconds later that he didn’t say that.

I mean maybe he’s like that because he had a worm in his brain or maybe he said that as a way to start a conspiracy theory about the government putting amoebas in our food that really are chips used to control us… therefore try this AG25 supplement which will make you butt vomit for 2 weeks.

I guess neither would surprise me, but him lying about it to start a conspiracy theory imo sounds more likely.

 

Nah bro… it’s just intermittent fasting.

 

Kinda poetic for the whole anti vax / conspiracy theorists movement

 

Read.

There's also mercury poisoning....

Read.

 

I research my own sources thank you. Don’t trust the MSM.

 

Love it.

Get back to me when you're done with "your own research"

 

Look bubba… this website my grandma forwarded me has both the words “Truth” and “Patriot” in it. So you know it has to be legit.

 

Protip: don't tell people you shot your puppy and/ or you have brain worms.

 

“I have cognitive problems, clearly,” [Kennedy] said in the deposition, according to The Times. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.”
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World crazy.

 

Rfk is a dangerous man who spreads dangerous misinformation but isn't this equivalent of making fun of fetterman for his stroke and saying how can he be sound mind?


Fetterman is a piece of **** also so it's easy for me to point the hypocrisy I guess.

 

Good lord this country is Fvcked.

 

All three presidential candidates wouldn't make my top 100 million list of humans I want to be President who are eligible according to the Constitution

 

Maybe, maybe not. This is pretty good though.

 

My understanding was he disclosed this in a deposition and not something he was voluntarily talking about.