Rick Perry vs. Kay Bailey: The Primary of Doom

I'll vote for the candidate that gives Texas the best chance to secede.

 

Sorry, but a Texan in the White House in 2012 is laughable.

 

The most important duty for any governor, Texas or otherwise is to keep the hair looking smooth.

 

Vote for VooDooPope

Lower Taxes, More Personal Freedom, Less Government Intrusion, New Era of Personal Responsibility, No more discrimination, Equality for all, 4 day work weeks, Less Traffic, Less Pollution, and were going to secede... to an abstract plain.

 

Has tea parties

 

Then you'll need a Joint Chief of Staff, a CEO of a defense contractor, or a Supreme Court justice (since Texas's secession was already ruled unconstitutional in Texas v. White).

 

Man RP's hair craps all over that guys hair. I think only John Edwards can really even be in that conversation.

 

you don't live here?

 

I'm pretty sure he lives in New Hampshire

 

why does he hate Texas?

 

It means 30somethin votes for the Republican Presidential Candidate?

 

We prefer Hampshire nothing new about it anymore.

 

Oh OK. Dang that is pretty harsh just to get some votes.

 

I didn't know you lived in NH. Which part? I did a month-long residency in Peterborough in January. Nice weather you've got there.

 

I've never been particularly fond of the Peterborough area.

 

Execute a bunch of people?

 

So you don't like Texas, you don't like Peterborough. WTF?

 

Many Texans say they want to secede. It usually means you have an affection for Texas and not the rest of the country. It's not an insult, at least I've never heard it said as one.

 

Peterborough is a bit like Circle C without the poverty and crime.

 

KBH is the moderate? I thought that Perry was the moderate and KBH is the 'conservative' one. anyone want to clarify (perhaps some specifics on the issues?)

thanks