Just move on, man. If you're even thinking about her, she wins. Just stop thinking about her and move on. Like others have said, that'll really piss her off. MOVE ON. Not to be a douche, but I've never seen so many GUYS whining over breakups than on this site. Isn't it supposed to be the girls that cry to their friends after a breakup? I can understand a divorce or something serious like that, but just a relationship breakup? Come on. No one has ever died from getting dumped. It's happened to all of us. It's really no big deal in the grand scheme of things.
Like many have said over and over, just move on. What's the point of revenge? It's silly when guys can't get over some meaningless relationship.
Definitely just take the higher ground bro. It's not worth it long-term. That being said, I'd definitely tap the mother before it's all said and done. Ya dig?
Actually I think several people have died from getting dumped but I agree overall with this post. Wallowing in self-pity over this or thinking about revenge isn't going to help you much in the long run. As others have noted moving on with your life and living well is the best revenge.
Get her into you again then do it anne hathaway style and leave her for broke. <br> someone had to say it
The best thing you can do is just let her go, amigo. Don't contact her, don't let her know you miss her, let her live her life and don't let her see you hurt or angry and if you are really angry, sleep with one of her friends (not really)
DS started this thread looking for sweet revenge, not to hear the same advice he would get from his mother. That said, DS, you should do the following: 1. Record yourself hitting a bunch of 3's and post it on her wall. This will show that b**** you're still a straight baller. 2. Cancel that British Army obligation and become a drug dealer, hitman or pimp. Nothing says "I don't give a sheet" more than that. This will drive her nuts. 3. Find a couple of manwhores to double up on her and fill er up with STD's. 4. Start living the good life.
Find those guys she messaged, seduce them yourself until you turn them gay, don't post again until you've succeeded.
It is totally uncool for your friend to go into her account with her password and then report her private messages to you. That she's stupid enough to keep her old password is no excuse. It's none of your damn business. It is totally, completely crossing the line to read private messages, whether it's you or your friend. Tell your friend to 1) stay out of there and 2) never tell you that ***** again. Even if she were doing this on a public wall to get your goat, if you respond in kind you are only playing her game. To respond at all shows that you care. To respond shows her she still has power over you. You think you're going to beat a girl at petulant games whipping up drama? Not gonna happen. Girls THRIVE on drama. Nothing you can do will hit her harder than cold, apathetic silence.
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